So I was touching myself at night...

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  1. B_blackkid

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    Okay, so I was masturbating, and because I do just about everyday I thought it would be okay to point my penis upwards towards my chest since, if anything, it'll spurt very little.

    I was riding the lightning, on the edge, ready to blow my thick load of hot gooey cum and when I did what was supposed to be met with elation was met with surprise, disgust to some extent, and more over a wet feeling on my face.

    So, the question is: Have you ever [Accidently] Ejaculated in your own face? Mind you I was laying on my back, so I just had a stronger contraction than previously thought. Don't know why. D:

    Anywho, the question.
     
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    I've never shot that far, but my best friend does on occasion. You see that infrequently in porns too.
     
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    It's so uncomfortable. Right after I had to ask my girlfriend if she liked it. She said "Yes" and I could not see why. It gets cold mighty fast for a fluid, and is sticky... Ew.

    Of course it's rare I shoot hard ( or I have to wait a few days ) but still... er. Ew.
     
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    Well, then I'll mark this under "Rare Occurences".
     
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    In my eye, yes I did.
     
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    Damn double post.
     
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    Very normal bro. It doesn't always happen, but I've also hit myself in the face and eye before. I've even shot behind me (as in over my shoulder) and only noticed it later. It's indicative of a strong PC muscle, so if anything, it's positive.
     
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    You got cockeyed.
     
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    Well, that's good to know. Something within me is mighty and my efforts are not wasted.

    However I didn't know others had accidently hit themselves in the eye ( or even more amazingly cum over their own shoulder! ); at least I don't feel so dumb.

    Thanks.
     
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    A rare occurence usually happens if I hadn't cum in a while...
     
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    It's your own spooge blackkid. Get over it.

    Hey, what does your signature mean? Do you mean my penis is full?
     
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    I'm here to add another post on behalf of men who have shot in their eyes... after that, getting it on your face is downright comfortable.
     
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    This dude took the words right out of my mouth. Great minds n all that! :wink:
     
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    Same here swimmer.
    CJ
     
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    When I cum there's usually a three-foot "splooge zone" in all directions, so cum on my face isn't that rare for me.
     
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    Yep, done it several times. I hate when it gets in my hair. =\
     
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    Damn can I enter the splooge zone?
     
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    I hate it when it goes over your shoulder and sticks to the wall or headboard behind you and you dont notice till someone come in your room afterwards and sits with their back to it.
     
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    If only you knew how many times I have said this perverted line on the phone when I wanted phone sex.:tongue:
     
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    AGREED TOTALLY!!!!:wink:
     
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