So I was touching myself at night...

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few times have hit my face and once in eye, very few times have shot over head on headboard before, seen where it had run down the head board.
 

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Off the subject, but I wanted to say it anyway. The reason I viewed this thread is because on the main page of LPSG, in the "Latest Posts" section, the title of this is "So I was touching myself at...." and then it ends. I was thinking, "Dear God, please tell me that last word isn't Wal-Mart or some other equally odd place!" :tongue: I'm a dork.

Please, go on.
 

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i did it once when i was standing up as a teenager. it hit my chin. i was really grossed out.
You should have had your mouth open for easy clean up!


I'm here to add another post on behalf of men who have shot in their eyes... after that, getting it on your face is downright comfortable. Now you know why most women hate facials. :lmao:
Yep, done it several times. I hate when it gets in my hair. =\
As do I! It turns to mortar almost immediately. :mad:
 

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I usually get pretty close to my face actually. It's pretty common for me. Usually it's my shoulders, neck or chin. I hate it when it gets in my long hair..... That's the worst.
 

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I accidentally shot in my eye once. Even though I rinsed with a lot of water, my eye was red and burned for days. I ended up having to go to my optometrist and tell him what happened. He said the cum can burn the eye and gave me some medicine.
 

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i have to be careful where i aim when i come. i get hit in the face by my jizz everytime i just let it go (if i am reclining or on my back). dosent really bother me that much mainly because i have gotten cum in my eye on a few occassions and it hurts like hell. also if i just let it go it will fly over my head and i kid you not i hear a loud 'splat' from behind me. the tough part is trying to find out where it went for fear of those embarassing stains. lol :biggrin1:
 

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This is why I use Kleenex tissues to masturbate.And my woman swallows or lets me blow my load in her ass or vagina when we have sex!That stuff is accid and burns like fire.Man juice is volatile,please be careful!:)
 

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I've shot myself in the face a coupla few times, and over my shoulder once in a great while. Not often though. But when it's happened to me, i thought what dxjnorto said -- it's my own spooge, so I wasn't bothered by it at all.
 

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I accidentally shot in my eye once. Even though I rinsed with a lot of water, my eye was red and burned for days. I ended up having to go to my optometrist and tell him what happened. He said the cum can burn the eye and gave me some medicine.

Did your optometrist have a laugh or a chuckle over this?

Honestly, though, I didn't know it would burn so much. I've never gotten it in the eye, and I'm now thankful for that.