So if a milf means

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Mother I'd like to fuck. I spose I'd be a Filf. Father I'd like to fuck. Or just plain filfy?
 

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Actually, we learned that the term was DILF. This came up a couple of Christmases ago when our daughter was home for a visit. She said she was going to visit an old girlfriend in town, and my husband said he never liked her. My daughter was so surprised and said "she really liked you a lot." He said that he thought she did too until she called him a "dill."

My daughter burst out laughing uncontrollably and finally said "she didn't call you a dill; she called you a DILF!" He said that sounded even worse. She broke down laughing again and then said "it means Dads I'd Like to... you know!"

I've seen Cap embarrassed before but never like that. And when I saw that wicked little smile I knew something was about to come out of his mouth that would make me slap him. He said, "Well, I wish I would have known back then." Yeah, I slapped him.
 
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Gilfs? Well, I spose fucking gnomes is a wee bit weird.
 
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Mounting lions :) Yep, that be twisted and somewhat kinky. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:)

Mountain lions
 
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