Perhaps it would be a friction rash at the opening of your ass. :saevil:
Not in jail
Unlikely, seeing as this is an 'exit only' door.
...does that mean I can just go home? That would be pretty cool.
Unlikely, seeing as this is an 'exit only' door.
Sometimes, I think I'm too subtle for my own good.
It's not that you're too subtle but that you offer, willy nilly, too many distractions, my good fellow.
...does that mean I can just go home? That would be pretty cool.
wont have much of a say who's doin the pounding if Big Bubba and his pals are holding you down takin turns on your butt!If I ever get sent in jail, I'm gonna be the one doing the pounding, not the other way around.
Trust me.
Famous last words. You'd be surprised how fast and easy it is to take down a man. I have seen it happen, most notably to a bruiser of a man who was a bully. Standing 6'5" and well over 200 poinds of muscle he seemed like one who would not ever get his just desserts. Then one aftenoon it happened. A guard left the cell doors open (as was the custom since we were in a minimum security facility) and he and several other guards 'disappeared'. The muscle man was set upon by at least a dozen willing participants who not only beat him half dead, they proceded to have their conjugal visits with him. 5 men were charged and sent to a maximum security facility, the muscle man spent his next month in medical. He may still be there, I was released and for whatever reason, I left completely unentered. It is in large part how one starts off. Come into the prison with an attitude and you're probably going to get hurt at some point along the way. Come in as a quiet sort, well behaved and respectful, you improve your odds for safe survival (you may still end up a victim; but the odds are decreased for it happening).Unlikely, seeing as this is an 'exit only' door.
Perhaps it would be a friction rash at the opening of your ass. :saevil:
I suddenly feel the urge to mention that I was referring to Paris Hilton's lightning-quick stint in jail when I made this thread. Sometimes, I think I'm too subtle for my own good.