So, it's come to this: finding a hooker

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Could use some advice. Where's the best place to look? How do I find a CLEAN one? How do I KNOW? How much is 'too much'? What is proper 'hooker etiquette'?

...and how do you say "I paid for the WHOLE hour" in Cantonese?! (OK, j/k)

Seriously though, I have had a 4 year drought that is just simply not going to end anytime soon...and I'm sick of taking matters into 'my own hands.' Dating sites are WORTHLESS. I'm not dating material, anyway, I guess. Indeed, I bet the hooker doesn't cost me as much...AND I'd actually get laid, for a change!!

So, to you who've gone the hooker route -- suggestions? Regrets? Referrals?!
 

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i have no advice on hooker shopping :smile:

me neither. but i have hope for everyone who are going through and have gone through dry periods.

the way it usually happened for me when i was single was when i stopped giving a rat's ass about sex. then like the next week i'd be getting laid. i think if you stop thinking about having sex all the time and you just let it be, then it could work out in your favor. the things you want usually come at a time when you least expect it.

and i'm sure you are dating material. don't doubt that... if it makes you feel better, i know a lot of people who are nice and fun to be around, but believe me, they aren't dating material!
 

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Excellent a subject I can offer some good advice on.

As a male worker myself i can offer you these suggestions.

1. Call around

2. Tell them str8 up when your on the phone this is the first time you've used this kind of service so you'd like to ask some questions.

3. Ask how often they get tested for STD's

4. Ask what their policy is on safe sex (some use condoms for oral other don't and others still don't use condoms at all ((stay away from tese ones))

5. Ask about their likes and dislikes what they do and don't do

6. You will get a feeling from the discussion as to whether or not you think there might be some chemistry there.... if there is great, if not then call some-one else.

7. Always be polite and friendly good manners will always get you a better service

8. Make sure you properly clean yourself before you see them (a good worker will ask you to shower before hand anyway and will most likley offer to join you in the shower)

Hope this helps and if your every feeling curios and happen to be in newcastle australia let me know i'd be more than happy to service you..... and trust me if you follow my advice the combination of manners plus a cock like your will ensure you a top notch service
 

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I've been seeing escorts over the past few years and have found that with the proper research and attitude it can be a great experience. First off:

The Erotic Review : Escort Reviews in UNITED STATES - Phoenix

TER is your friend. You have to pay to get all the features but it's absolutely worth it. I punched in Phoenix b/c your profile lists you in AZ and has probably the greatest concentration of escorts in your area. Go through the reviews for each girl and check out the rankings. Make sure there are more than a few reviews and that they're recent. Get some info on what services she provides, how she performs, etc. Her page should link to her website where you can get her contact info, rates and pictures. Avoid any girls that seem really airbrushed or photoshopped. Rates may vary by location but an hour with your average escort will run you $300 - $600. Once you settle on the one you like give her a call.

She may not pick up right away (popular independent girls can be especially tricky to get a hold of) but just be patient and hopefully you'll get a hold of her. When you do, don't make any explicit references to sex or money. Tell her you'd like to make a one-hour appointment (either at her location, if she has one, or at a reputable hotel you've booked in advance). You will be expected to provide her with some personal information so she knows who you are. If the appointment is at her location you'll be operating on the two-call system. Some higher-end escorts require independent verification service, like Perferred 411 (Google it). It costs money but it's definitley worth it. Once you settle on a time and place it's just a matter of showing up well-dressed and well-groomed.

Be polite and respectful when you meet her and have the money in an unmarked and unsealed envelope. She may ask to see your ID and may make a call to confirm her safety. Once everything is settled you and her should politely discuss your expectations for the evening and begin the experience.

Other random bits of info: you may have paid for the full hour, but once your load is blown that's pretty much the end. Do yourself a favor and rub out that easy one beforehand. Also, bring an extra condom or two just in case. When it's all over do your peers a favor and review her on TER. If the experience went well you may even be able to list her as a reference for future adventures, which will serve you well.

If there's anything else PM me. Cheers.
 

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me neither. but i have hope for everyone who are going through and have gone through dry periods.
Ok, first: how the hell did you quote MickeyLee?! I don't see her post anywhere...

Secondly, 4 years is not a "dry period"...and it's not the first time I went 3+ years with nothing. That's a sign of a person who's seriously undesirable...

the way it usually happened for me when i was single was when i stopped giving a rat's ass about sex. then like the next week i'd be getting laid.
I never actively looked for dates until I started doing the online dating thing a year ago. Haven't met a single person.

and i'm sure you are dating material. don't doubt that... if it makes you feel better, i know a lot of people who are nice and fun to be around, but believe me, they aren't dating material!
How is that supposed to make me feel better?! When nice, fun people can't get dates what fucking hope do I have, then?!

Sorry, I'm really not trying to sound combative. Sorry!!
 

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And I've got to be honest, here: I don't think I could ever really go the hooker route. But these are some good suggestions, so thanks!

I'll just leave you laughing then, I guess:
"I don't pay women to have sex with me. I pay them to leave when I'm done having sex with them."
~Jack Nicholson (allegedly)
 

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Could use some advice. Where's the best place to look? How do I find a CLEAN one? How do I KNOW? How much is 'too much'? What is proper 'hooker etiquette'?

...and how do you say "I paid for the WHOLE hour" in Cantonese?! (OK, j/k)

Seriously though, I have had a 4 year drought that is just simply not going to end anytime soon...and I'm sick of taking matters into 'my own hands.' Dating sites are WORTHLESS. I'm not dating material, anyway, I guess. Indeed, I bet the hooker doesn't cost me as much...AND I'd actually get laid, for a change!!

So, to you who've gone the hooker route -- suggestions? Regrets? Referrals?!

Uh, "where do you live" is a good start...

If near the Nevada border you could just go to a professional ranch.
 

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me neither. but i have hope for everyone who are going through and have gone through dry periods.

the way it usually happened for me when i was single was when i stopped giving a rat's ass about sex. then like the next week i'd be getting laid. i think if you stop thinking about having sex all the time and you just let it be, then it could work out in your favor. the things you want usually come at a time when you least expect it.

and i'm sure you are dating material. don't doubt that... if it makes you feel better, i know a lot of people who are nice and fun to be around, but believe me, they aren't dating material!

I'm sorry Stacy you cannot relate being that hot. A women as good looking as you can get laid anytime she wants. Don't be mad no hate here, just reality :frown1:
 

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Just hit your local strip clubs. Pick the girl u like ,and get a lap dance. During the lap dance just ask her if she offers any other services. Some will say i dont do that, so move on to the next girl. When u find one you like and does well negotiate price, and your on your way. Worked for me, so go give it a try. Don't get discouraged your gonna get alot of no's, but you'll find one. O and my "dry spell" was twice as long as yours, luckly a buddy turned me on to this. I probably would have killed myself if i had to go any longer.:frown1: