It's all about timing. Pulled in the driveway, got out of my car and was halfway to the front door when a police car pulled up. Asked who I was and I said me and my wife own the house, and he said there was a complaint about screaming, and as if they were looking out the window, we hear the loud growling scream of my wife clearly in orgasm and these two fine policemen are standing there looking at me.
For a moment I swear they were more embarrassed in the circumstance then I was, but just for a moment