So...My Friends Saw My Package...

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by playainda336, Nov 11, 2005.

  1. playainda336

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    So...my friends saw my package, and uhh...wow.

    Now before any of this happened, there were always rumors about "Joe's (not my real name) Big Penis"...but this kinda got me.

    I post pictures up on a website every now and then and after I take pictures I usually clean them off of my computer and store the backups on a disk. A disk that I keep with me at all times.

    So one day, I leave my friends at home with my computer and I come back and they're just kinda looking at each other and barely looking me in my face. So while this happens another one of my friends comes in and he's just sitting there eating and he doesn't quite know what's going on either. One said, "So Joe, does your web camera work? I think I wanna take a picture!" I kinda just looked at him puzzled and said, "Uhhh...yeah, it does." Awkward silence for a while, so then the closest of my friends spoke up.

    He said, "Joe, did you know you got some pictures of some dudes penis on your computer?"

    ...I felt my throat drop cause at first I was thinking, "This can't be MY pictures, so who the fuck is saving gay porn on my comp?!"...(no offense to homosexuals, I have a couple friend who are so I thought they might have done it at an earlier time or something)

    So then I like was like "What the fuck? What do you mean?!"

    So then he pulled up the pictures and there's my dick in all it's glory...

    And I was floored...Now, my friends know I can't lie with a straight face, but I tried anyway and I was like "What the hell?! Delete them shits!! Who the fuck did this?!"

    They was just like, "I dunno, man..." and laughing and so then I left out the room and came back in cause I felt it'd look a whole lot better to tell the truth than to tell any lie I could think of...so just told my friends, "...uhh...those pictures you saw...are of me."

    And they were like "...We kinda figured being that the background is your room and uhh...aint no other nigga in the picture..."

    So then I kinda thought, "Wow...so they...knew.."

    One of my friends told me, "I love ya Joe, but uhh...I don't need to see your penis. You need to just list your pictures as 'Joe's penis' or something."

    Another was like "We've all done something like that at one point in time..."

    Another was just like, "Aughhh...we gotta take that webcamera away from you!"

    I just stayed quite making a "Damnit" face for the rest of the day, then some more of my friends came over (who didn't see the pictures) and they were making jokes from a movie or something that said "Put your goddamned cock away!" and my friends who saw it just kinda looked at me with that "Augh, damnit" face...and I couldn't do anything.

    After that day, I didn't have to hear anything about it, so I felt it blew over, until we all went to the movies last night and one of my friend's girlfriend was like "So Joe...I know about your penis" and kinda smiled and I was like..."Damnit!"

    -______-;

    Not to mention one of her friend's was making jokes about Magnums and another friend of mine was asking if I wanted to do a porno.

    I never wanted this kind of attention.

    By the way, I doubt if anyone remembers me, but this is "thatjigga" from a LONG time ago at LPSG...
     
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    Yeah, that is rather embarassing, etc, especially if the pictures were on your computer in the privacy of your home, etc. but it's also a totally-innocent way and a humble way for all your crew to know that their boy is a stallion, ya know? it'll probably get you somke dates, too. :D
     
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    I would wonder why they were snooping around your computer. I mean, I use my friends' computers all the time when I am over their houses, but I don't search through their documents and pictures. I mean, don't be embarassed about it--I am sure all of us have something we'd rether everyone not see. It happens.
     
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    There is a way to encrypt a folder so you need a password to open it. If you're worried about privacy, maybe this is the way to go.
     
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    I love wearing sweat pants and athletic pants. I either wear boxers or go commando. Either way, I feel comfortable. When I was in college, my college roommate and his girlfriend were hugging up on each other in front of the Chancellor Building. I was walking towards them going towards the student union to check my mail. I was wearing my sweatpants and boxers underneath. She sees my "basket" and cat whistles at me. She says to me in front of my roomie, "Nice cock!" I said to her, "Thanks." I walked away for a bit and I came back to her and said pointing to my cock, "If you thought this is nice, you should see my roomie's! He is much thicker and longer." That must've gotten her excited. Later on that evening back at the dorm room, My roomie only smiled and said "Thanks." She must've fucked his brains out while I was out. I looked at him said like a spontaneous revelation, "She fucked you, didn't she?" All he did was smile--that answered my question.

    This summer, I wore sweatpants uptown in Asheville. I wore a g-string thong underneath. My cock and balls kinda jiggle and move really nice wearing the g-string. I walked past a cafe. They have outdoor seating and I saw a guy sitting there looking directly at my crotch area. He had the most interesting look on his face--like he was overcome with desire. Then, he saw me looking at him looking at my crotch. Then, he had gotten kinda embarrassed and looked down at the ground. I thought that was kinda cute by the way he reacted. I smiled at him and walked on.
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    Agreed. I use other people's PC's frequently but I don't ever snoop on them. I just do my business and then log off. I get a bit pissed off when I find people just snooping through my files.

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    I know how it is to have your friend see your dick, at least yours went better than mine did.

    My bud (insert name here) was browsing on my computer and clicked on my camera, ya know, just for fun take some pics. I was in the kitchen, fixing up something to eat when all the sudden i hear him yell "Holy Shit!" from my bedroom. I run back into the room and there he is staring at my cock, all 12 1/2 inches of it. All of the color imidiately drained from my face. I was mortified, not to mention pissed that he looked though my private photos. He on the other hand looked stunned. Right away he knew it was me, cuz of the pants that were in the picture, and the backround (my apartment.)

    His first words were "Dude, That's gross..." and " ...are you gay?!" Truth be told, im Bi, but that really didn't matter to him i guess. He got up and started grabbing his stuff. I proceeded to ask him what the hell he was doing looking at my photos and why the hell he was leaving? He didn't answer and just left.

    I later found out from his girlfriend that he had this huge Penis size issue. According to her, he was almost 7" and that was fine for her, she did'nt care, but I guess it tore at him that i had a bigger dick than he did. He was my Best bud for years, since grade school. For cryin' out loud! I thought he would have known, or at least guessed from Gym classes. We didn't speak, or see each other for almost 3 weeks. It was really the only time in my life that i hated having a Big dick. He showed up when i was leaving my job and the Grocery store. He seemed in a better mood, but he was still kinda quite. He wanted to know if i was up for doing something and i said sure before he could finish. Then he started to make small talk about what he'd been up too and about how his Girl was.... Then, after was got in my car, he turned to me and said " Hey, I'm sorry, for before... I didn't know and It took me this long..." By then i tried to stop him because i was getting kind of emotional and i dunno about everyone else here, but I don't like to cry. It sucks. He punched me in the arm and told me to shut up so he could finish. "I'm Jealous... WAAAAAAaaaayyyy jealous, but, I'm not gonna stop being your friend O.K.?" I kinda shut up then, (insert akward silence here) I told him that It was stupid of him to look at that photo and that I thought he was a jerk for how he acted because of it. Then I forgave him and told him that from what i heard, he wasn't see small from what his girl said. He laughed and that was the last of it.

    Exept for the occational comment about it, it's no longer an issue. However, he's the only one of my close friends that has seen it, or really even know's..

    I'm still scared of what my other friends will think, they've never seemed to notice. Anyone have any ideas on what i should do from here? Should i show them or tell them or something? I'm afraid i'll lose them as friends if i do.:(
     
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    You'll lose your friends if you don't tell them you have a big dick?! :confused: Don't understand that one at all!! Could understand you losing a friend if you slept with there girl or something but having a big one is the stupidest reason I've ever heard! Sorry!
     
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    I didn't lose any friends. I did think it kind of messed up they were snooping on my computer. Seems that's a trait all my friends have.

    Recently a friend who hasn't been in town a while came to my house and started snooping on my computer. He came over earlier and he was using my computer while I was in the shower and some more of my friends came over.

    Later on that night, he pulled up a folder of pictures stored onto one of my digital cameras and I guess he was trying to "Bust me" to everyone else. He was like "Hey Joe? Who's this? (referring to the pictures) Whose pics are these?! Huh? Who's this?"

    I was like..."Close out the folder, man"

    He proceeded to get louder. "Who's this, man?! Who's this? Huh?"

    I was like "It's me, man...now just close the pictures."

    So then he tried to get even louder so one of my friends who was there on the first day kinda looked over and was like "Huh?"

    And I was just like, "He's looking at the pictures that were stored on my camera"

    He was just like "...Oh."

    And then he went back to playing video games.

    My friend who was at the comp, just kinda dropped his jaw and then closed out the pics saying "I wont tell anyone, man! I promise!"

    And I was like..."...yeah." *rolleyes* Cause I'm sure he tried telling my friends and they already all know. I just know how he is. Now that I think about it, he probably found the pics earlier while I was in the shower and was just looking for the perfect opportunity to "expose" me.

    ...LoL

    So it's not that serious now, I guess. It's kinda cool. My friends know and it's not that big of an issue...the topic comes up every now and then. I know they talk about it when I'm not around. At the same time, I STILL try to stay away from topics about my endowment...

    To Ryne:

    Hey, man. If you didn't talk about before...don't start now. If it comes up and you feel comfortable about it then just laugh about it and change the subject quickly before the focus gets too much on you. Your friends wont treat you any different (females might, but that's another story) =X
     
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    Pardon me for having a cynical moment, but you have a 12.5" and none of your friends were aware of it (especially with gym/lockerrooms thrown into the picture)?

    Sure, it's possible. But I don't see how. Mine's about 3" shorter than that and several people at work have tumbled to my size without my saying a word. And I don't even shower in front of them.
     
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