So...my friends saw my package, and uhh...wow.
Now before any of this happened, there were always rumors about "Joe's (not my real name) Big Penis"...but this kinda got me.
I post pictures up on a website every now and then and after I take pictures I usually clean them off of my computer and store the backups on a disk. A disk that I keep with me at all times.
So one day, I leave my friends at home with my computer and I come back and they're just kinda looking at each other and barely looking me in my face. So while this happens another one of my friends comes in and he's just sitting there eating and he doesn't quite know what's going on either. One said, "So Joe, does your web camera work? I think I wanna take a picture!" I kinda just looked at him puzzled and said, "Uhhh...yeah, it does." Awkward silence for a while, so then the closest of my friends spoke up.
He said, "Joe, did you know you got some pictures of some dudes penis on your computer?"
...I felt my throat drop cause at first I was thinking, "This can't be MY pictures, so who the fuck is saving gay porn on my comp?!"...(no offense to homosexuals, I have a couple friend who are so I thought they might have done it at an earlier time or something)
So then I like was like "What the fuck? What do you mean?!"
So then he pulled up the pictures and there's my dick in all it's glory...
And I was floored...Now, my friends know I can't lie with a straight face, but I tried anyway and I was like "What the hell?! Delete them shits!! Who the fuck did this?!"
They was just like, "I dunno, man..." and laughing and so then I left out the room and came back in cause I felt it'd look a whole lot better to tell the truth than to tell any lie I could think of...so just told my friends, "...uhh...those pictures you saw...are of me."
And they were like "...We kinda figured being that the background is your room and uhh...aint no other nigga in the picture..."
So then I kinda thought, "Wow...so they...knew.."
One of my friends told me, "I love ya Joe, but uhh...I don't need to see your penis. You need to just list your pictures as 'Joe's penis' or something."
Another was like "We've all done something like that at one point in time..."
Another was just like, "Aughhh...we gotta take that webcamera away from you!"
I just stayed quite making a "Damnit" face for the rest of the day, then some more of my friends came over (who didn't see the pictures) and they were making jokes from a movie or something that said "Put your goddamned cock away!" and my friends who saw it just kinda looked at me with that "Augh, damnit" face...and I couldn't do anything.
After that day, I didn't have to hear anything about it, so I felt it blew over, until we all went to the movies last night and one of my friend's girlfriend was like "So Joe...I know about your penis" and kinda smiled and I was like..."Damnit!"
-______-;
Not to mention one of her friend's was making jokes about Magnums and another friend of mine was asking if I wanted to do a porno.
I never wanted this kind of attention.
By the way, I doubt if anyone remembers me, but this is "thatjigga" from a LONG time ago at LPSG...
Now before any of this happened, there were always rumors about "Joe's (not my real name) Big Penis"...but this kinda got me.
I post pictures up on a website every now and then and after I take pictures I usually clean them off of my computer and store the backups on a disk. A disk that I keep with me at all times.
So one day, I leave my friends at home with my computer and I come back and they're just kinda looking at each other and barely looking me in my face. So while this happens another one of my friends comes in and he's just sitting there eating and he doesn't quite know what's going on either. One said, "So Joe, does your web camera work? I think I wanna take a picture!" I kinda just looked at him puzzled and said, "Uhhh...yeah, it does." Awkward silence for a while, so then the closest of my friends spoke up.
He said, "Joe, did you know you got some pictures of some dudes penis on your computer?"
...I felt my throat drop cause at first I was thinking, "This can't be MY pictures, so who the fuck is saving gay porn on my comp?!"...(no offense to homosexuals, I have a couple friend who are so I thought they might have done it at an earlier time or something)
So then I like was like "What the fuck? What do you mean?!"
So then he pulled up the pictures and there's my dick in all it's glory...
And I was floored...Now, my friends know I can't lie with a straight face, but I tried anyway and I was like "What the hell?! Delete them shits!! Who the fuck did this?!"
They was just like, "I dunno, man..." and laughing and so then I left out the room and came back in cause I felt it'd look a whole lot better to tell the truth than to tell any lie I could think of...so just told my friends, "...uhh...those pictures you saw...are of me."
And they were like "...We kinda figured being that the background is your room and uhh...aint no other nigga in the picture..."
So then I kinda thought, "Wow...so they...knew.."
One of my friends told me, "I love ya Joe, but uhh...I don't need to see your penis. You need to just list your pictures as 'Joe's penis' or something."
Another was like "We've all done something like that at one point in time..."
Another was just like, "Aughhh...we gotta take that webcamera away from you!"
I just stayed quite making a "Damnit" face for the rest of the day, then some more of my friends came over (who didn't see the pictures) and they were making jokes from a movie or something that said "Put your goddamned cock away!" and my friends who saw it just kinda looked at me with that "Augh, damnit" face...and I couldn't do anything.
After that day, I didn't have to hear anything about it, so I felt it blew over, until we all went to the movies last night and one of my friend's girlfriend was like "So Joe...I know about your penis" and kinda smiled and I was like..."Damnit!"
-______-;
Not to mention one of her friend's was making jokes about Magnums and another friend of mine was asking if I wanted to do a porno.
I never wanted this kind of attention.
By the way, I doubt if anyone remembers me, but this is "thatjigga" from a LONG time ago at LPSG...