So my gf just told me that i'm tiny just like my ex did...

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I've been going out with my gf for a lil over 3 months now. I really love her because she's helped me through some difficult times and she is actually only the 2nd gf that I've had.

We actually work at the same place together and I know you're going to say don't mix work and relationships lol.... but I met her before we started working together. I was in between jobs and she basically referred me to this place and put in a good word to her manager for me.

So the other night we got off at the same time and she came home with me to hang out for the night (we aren't living together yet or anything). We were laying naked in bed together after sex cuddling and just talking and playing on our phones when and out of nowhere after a few seconds of silence in the most normal sounding tone she says while softly touching my body and staring at my flaccid member there, "It's tiny".

I was kinda shocked and didn't know what to say at first... I just kinda nervously said, "what?" and she just started giggling so I was just kinda playing it off trying to be all funny and awkward like, "don't be so mean to me I just came" and stupid stuff like that...

After she was kinda laughing for a minute she just changed the subject and we just talked about other things for the rest of the night and didn't bring it back up..... and the funniest part about all this is that I actually sorta have fetish for being humiliated.. but it still kinda bothers me for two reasons....

The first reason is that this is the SECOND TIME this has happened to me! I'm not joking. Remember how I said she is my second gf? Well my first said literally the exact same thing!!! I know you're not going to believe me but it's true... I never had sex with her though because we were kinda young at the time.. She was willing to do certain things with me but not sex, and it wasn't until basically after she watched me jerk off and after I came I went soft and she said the exact words, "it's tiny". I'm not even joking... I don't hate my life or anything lol I'm just glad I've had some sexual experiences and I'm not some 25 year old virgin or something... but seriously.. literally the only two girlfriends I've ever had in my life have told me that I was tiny in the exact same ways........... Now I really am actually kinda... scared to show it to her when it's soft. Like I've heard of guys who have had that problem and I always used to laugh at it but now I'm afraid I'm one of them or Idk I'm just a lil depressed over the whole thing ;(

And the second reason it bothers me is because like I said we work together... so now I'm really afraid she's going to tell our co-workers about it or something... I really don't think she's that type of person.. but then it did surprise me when she said it to begin with so idk....

What do you guys think? Am I completely overthinking things? Is it not a big deal what she said? Is she not likely to tell anyone? Any advice would help. My profile is pretty new to this site but I've been lurking here for a while for a lot of the good porn threads...
 
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Not sure exactly how sph works

But I am guessing the sph ers want to comments to feel organic

Even when they are not

Kinda like fishing for a compliment

"Does this outfit make my look fat"
"Not at all....in fact it fits snug in all the right places...really brings out you waistline too....have you been working out"

That exchange feels way better than the following

"Do you think I am beautiful"
"Yes"

So I think smh...make up,misinterprete, or imagine elaborate scenario to get a response than feels organic


No, trust me they fish for it like there's no tomorrow. "Tell me how pathetic/tiny I am", and basically constantly reiterating how worthless and less "manly" they are for it and asking others to reiterate what they're saying.

The SPH guys ironically continually talk about how "tiny and insignificant" their dicks are, but simultaneously their focus seems to be entirely on their dicks. It's kind of like a combination of humiliation with excessive vanity, "it's insignificant but I'll talk about it constantly".
 

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I had been sexually active for a decade before I saw a flaccid penis for the first time. A decade. I was surprised to find it cute. It looked vulnerable and sweet.

Perhaps she was surprised too, and also hasn't seen many flaccid. Maybe she was just shocked by how much of a difference there was. Maybe she previously believed that flaccid size was a great indicator of erect size. Blurting out something like, "It's tiny!" sounds like something uttered while shocked.
 

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Two things:
1. If it is something you want, then just admit you are into SPH and roll with it.

2. If it is not something you want, then it is emotional abuse and you need to dump her.

That's it. End of Story.
 

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Dude lots of guys have tiny dicks just be glad you dont have micro penis..hell half the dicks here are only 7 8 9s and maybe a few 10s they just shoot from angles that make them look bigger they lie or use software to make them look big...lolz
 

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I had been sexually active for a decade before I saw a flaccid penis for the first time. A decade. I was surprised to find it cute. It looked vulnerable and sweet.

Perhaps she was surprised too, and also hasn't seen many flaccid. Maybe she was just shocked by how much of a difference there was. Maybe she previously believed that flaccid size was a great indicator of erect size. Blurting out something like, "It's tiny!" sounds like something uttered while shocked.
I'm pretty sure the OP *really* wants to believe she thinks his cock...flaccid AND erect...is tiny. Just more SPH wank fodder, this.

I'm totally on board with an SPH sub-forum. It should go right next to the circumcision forum. Small cocks and foreskin are half the traffic on this site...
 

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If it offends you stop seeing her that way.. if it turns you on.. maybe you should ask her to put on a big strap-on and dominate and belittle you..tte you up or something.lolz
I been with girls when I was younger but have a many issues with them..but mostly been 100% gay my whole life...and don't regret it.. guys are more chill in every way..
 

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Lol I was nervous about it and idk if I should tell my gf but alright I'll try to post some pics as soon as I can... but tbh with you... yeah she wasn't wrong or anything... when I'm soft it looks tiny and skinny like 2-3 inches :sweat:

You're not tiny. Many studies put the average flaccid penis at between 2-3 inches,

"According to the team's analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one."
www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

Mine's definitely small (or even "tiny") when soft: 1-1/2 to 2 inches, either buried in my pubic hair or poking straight out, perched above my balls, showing a little shaft.

My advice is not to worry about it. First, it's the erect size which matters. Second, it's how you use it; or, more importantly, how your girlfriend reacts to it. She seems to be just teasing; if it really mattered, she would have ditched you by now. Just consider it a bonus: you actually seem to enjoy the teasing.

 
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I'm pretty sure the OP *really* wants to believe she thinks his cock...flaccid AND erect...is tiny. Just more SPH wank fodder, this.

I'm totally on board with an SPH sub-forum. It should go right next to the circumcision forum. Small cocks and foreskin are half the traffic on this site...

Also Instagram/etc "celebrities" and people begging for nudes of them :p
 

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Haha only 7 8 or 9s? I'll have to re-measure but I know I'm around 5-6. Sometimes I do feel like it's a bit of a problem honestly like I have trouble popping out a lot while having sex and I can't hump her too hard because I can't make too big of strokes unless I'll just pop out again :pensive:
5-6 is textbook average. So regardless of your SPH fetish dreams, you aren't tiny.

Will your girlfriend alert the media and send emails to your work's "all_employees" email? How the fuck do we know? You bought your ticket and got on the date-a-coworker plane. How it lands is anyone's guess.

FYI, everyone pops out. We aren't calibrated machines, and we can't anticipate her (or his) motions along with ours.
 
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Also Instagram/etc "celebrities" and people begging for nudes of them :p

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To be totally honest, I think you should post some pics of you soft and another when erect. I would totally dump this gf.
To be totally honest, I think the OP has a kink and has probably prompted these women to say what he likes to hear, which happens to be that he's tiny.
 
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I think we need to see it in order to give the best advice. How big is it soft and hard?

Lol I was nervous about it and idk if I should tell my gf but alright I'll try to post some pics as soon as I can... but tbh with you... yeah she wasn't wrong or anything... when I'm soft it looks tiny and skinny like 2-3 inches :sweat:
 
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