So my gf just told me that i'm tiny just like my ex did...

[Flexxx]

When very flaccid my cock can appear very small as it retracts into its turtle like foreskin.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

Haha only 7 8 or 9s? I'll have to re-measure but I know I'm around 5-6. Sometimes I do feel like it's a bit of a problem honestly like I have trouble popping out a lot while having sex and I can't hump her too hard because I can't make too big of strokes unless I'll just pop out again

5-6 is textbook average. So regardless of your SPH fetish dreams, you aren't tiny.

Will your girlfriend alert the media and send emails to your work's "all_employees" email? How the fuck do we know? You bought your ticket and got on the date-a-coworker plane. How it lands is anyone's guess.

FYI, everyone pops out. We aren't calibrated machines, and we can't anticipate her (or his) motions along with ours.

 

[englad]

We need an SPH sub-forum so all of these types of threads can be confined into a single limited space.

 

[MisterB]

We need an SPH sub-forum so all of these types of threads can be confined into a single limited space.

Excellent idea; I second that emotion.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I had been sexually active for a decade before I saw a flaccid penis for the first time. A decade. I was surprised to find it cute. It looked vulnerable and sweet.

Perhaps she was surprised too, and also hasn't seen many flaccid. Maybe she was just shocked by how much of a difference there was. Maybe she previously believed that flaccid size was a great indicator of erect size. Blurting out something like, "It's tiny!" sounds like something uttered while shocked.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

I had been sexually active for a decade before I saw a flaccid penis for the first time. A decade. I was surprised to find it cute. It looked vulnerable and sweet.

Perhaps she was surprised too, and also hasn't seen many flaccid. Maybe she was just shocked by how much of a difference there was. Maybe she previously believed that flaccid size was a great indicator of erect size. Blurting out something like, "It's tiny!" sounds like something uttered while shocked.

I'm pretty sure the OP *really* wants to believe she thinks his cock...flaccid AND erect...is tiny. Just more SPH wank fodder, this.

I'm totally on board with an SPH sub-forum. It should go right next to the circumcision forum. Small cocks and foreskin are half the traffic on this site...

 

[693987]

I'm pretty sure the OP *really* wants to believe she thinks his cock...flaccid AND erect...is tiny. Just more SPH wank fodder, this.

I'm totally on board with an SPH sub-forum. It should go right next to the circumcision forum. Small cocks and foreskin are half the traffic on this site...

Also Instagram/etc "celebrities" and people begging for nudes of them

 

[englad]

Also Instagram/etc "celebrities" and people begging for nudes of them

 

[1222288]

I'm on board with some of the other people here. This is less of an actual post asking for advice, and more of a phishing for attention to preen his fetish.

 

[Khegan]

Two things:

 

[Khegan]

Two things:

1. If it is something you want, then just admit you are into SPH and roll with it.

2. If it is not something you want, then it is emotional abuse and you need to dump her.

That's it. End of Story.

 

[sodominsane]

Not sure exactly how sph works

But I am guessing the sph ers want to comments to feel organic

Even when they are not

Kinda like fishing for a compliment

"Does this outfit make my look fat"
"Not at all....in fact it fits snug in all the right places...really brings out you waistline too....have you been working out"

That exchange feels way better than the following

"Do you think I am beautiful"
"Yes"

So I think smh...make up,misinterprete, or imagine elaborate scenario to get a response than feels organic

 

[bigbucky]

maybe she's just yanking your chain, fucking with you to see your reaction.

 

[circedbychoice]

I say dump her for being so insensitive.

 

[englad]

Not sure exactly how sph works

But I am guessing the sph ers want to comments to feel organic

Even when they are not

Kinda like fishing for a compliment

"Does this outfit make my look fat"
"Not at all....in fact it fits snug in all the right places...really brings out you waistline too....have you been working out"

That exchange feels way better than the following

"Do you think I am beautiful"
"Yes"

So I think smh...make up,misinterprete, or imagine elaborate scenario to get a response than feels organic

No, trust me they fish for it like there's no tomorrow. "Tell me how pathetic/tiny I am", and basically constantly reiterating how worthless and less "manly" they are for it and asking others to reiterate what they're saying.

The SPH guys ironically continually talk about how "tiny and insignificant" their dicks are, but simultaneously their focus seems to be entirely on their dicks. It's kind of like a combination of humiliation with excessive vanity, "it's insignificant but I'll talk about it constantly".

 

[sodominsane]

, "it's insignificant but I'll talk about it constantly".

Dude ....that sounds like me and my mixed martial arts career

 

[mattressjock]

To be totally honest, I think you should post some pics of you soft and another when erect. I would totally dump this gf.

 

[jao34]

I had been sexually active for a decade before I saw a flaccid penis for the first time. A decade. I was surprised to find it cute. It looked vulnerable and sweet.

Perhaps she was surprised too, and also hasn't seen many flaccid. Maybe she was just shocked by how much of a difference there was. Maybe she previously believed that flaccid size was a great indicator of erect size. Blurting out something like, "It's tiny!" sounds like something uttered while shocked.

100% agree. I think it was just a casual remark at how small it got as opposed to her thinking something is wrong. 6" erect is a perfect size.

 

[693987]

To be totally honest, I think you should post some pics of you soft and another when erect. I would totally dump this gf.

OP says he's into humiliation in his first post....

 

[AlteredEgo]

To be totally honest, I think you should post some pics of you soft and another when erect. I would totally dump this gf.

To be totally honest, I think the OP has a kink and has probably prompted these women to say what he likes to hear, which happens to be that he's tiny.