so thats what a big dick looks like!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
sorry.. so... ive never been with a guy who was thicker than me before... ive been with big guys... but.... umm...
i just asked a guy over... and he never even mentioned....

THE HUGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN.. oh my god... it was like .... jesus christ!!!

i just blurted out "holy crap!.. ive never even... im sorry... its just... sorry" and then i kissed him to keep myself from rambling...

sorry.. i... i cant believe that thing...... i couldnt even get my hand around it... and not like in the same way i cant get my hand around my own.. but... seriously... my fingers werent even close to touching... it was ACTUALLY like a freaking beer bottle for chirsts sake... oh my god... and he came over cuz he wanted to suck ME off... he told me i had a thick dick... but...i was TINY in comparison hes like... he had to be like fucking 8... and like 8 long on top of that...

i could barely fit it in my mouth!... not even close to all the way... jesus!

*sigh*


the guy "IT" was attached to though.... totally cute.... really sweet... too sweet.... afterwards we chatted about trains and pipe organs... i dunno what to do with that... i dont like having to pretend to find mundane things amusing....

its official.. im not a size queen... if i were i would have laughed my head off at every thing he said and tried to trick him into being my boyfriend....
but i was seriously tempted...
almost sorta regret not doing it.. lol


jesus christ... seriously people... JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST.
:eek::eek::eek:
 

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sorry for the rambling idiocy of this thread.. i needed to tell someone... cuz... ive never even seen one even close to that huge... and where else can i talk about that?
 

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Slow down baby, do I have my facts straight? The man in question was approximately 8"x8". Well, that definetely qualifies as a big cock.

How did you manage not to take a picture for us, umm I mean for you, cause you know you will be bragging about the one who got away for years. :biggrin1: :tongue:

NOTE: There are many inexpensive cell phones with both camera & video capability. :cool:


HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
sorry.. so... ive never been with a guy who was thicker than me before... ive been with big guys... but.... umm...i just asked a guy over... and he never even mentioned....

THE HUGEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN.. oh my god... it was like .... jesus christ!!!

i just blurted out "holy crap!.. ive never even... im sorry... its just... sorry" and then i kissed him to keep myself from rambling...

sorry.. i... i cant believe that thing...... i couldnt even get my hand around it... and not like in the same way i cant get my hand around my own.. but... seriously... my fingers werent even close to touching... it was ACTUALLY like a freaking beer bottle for chirsts sake... oh my god... and he came over cuz he wanted to suck ME off... he told me i had a thick dick... but...i was TINY in comparison hes like... he had to be like fucking 8... and like 8 long on top of that...

i could barely fit it in my mouth!... not even close to all the way... jesus!

*sigh*

The guy "IT" was attached to though.... totally cute.... really sweet... too sweet.... afterwards we chatted about trains and pipe organs... i dunno what to do with that... i dont like having to pretend to find mundane things amusing....

It's official.. i am not a size queen... if i were i would have laughed my head off at everything he said and tried to trick him into being my boyfriend...but i was seriously tempted...almost sorta regret not doing it.. lol


jesus christ... seriously people... JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST.
:eek::eek::eek:
 

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i have one... but that just seems rude... "hey let me take a picture of that thing so i can show all my friends!"

yeah.. no.
 

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oh my god... and he came over cuz he wanted to suck ME off...

This leads me to a question (in an attempt to make this thread more than just a rant)...

Do you guys out there find that a lot of big dick guys tend to be bottoms?

It seems to me that whenever you meet a guy with a really enormous piece, they'd much rather be the one getting fucked than use what they've got on someone else. And i wonder if it's because they're sick of being objectified for having a big dick and swing to the opposite extreme, or if they're simply used to the fact that very few people can handle what they've got so if there's to be any butt-fuckery they'll usually end up on the bottom, or some other reason on those lines.

There's a guy i've seen at a few sex parties i've been to, and he's got a whopper, and well sexy and cute too. But he never lets anyone suck him off, despite queues and queues of guys willing to. From what i've been able to gather, it's because his dick is so big that anyone who tried to suck it inevitably ends up scratching him with their teeth or some such, and he'd rather just not get sucked than suffer that discomfort.

And then I'm aware of dozens of porn stars, famed for their giant dicks and forced into top roles because of them, but who'd much rather be the ones getting pounded when not on camera.

An intriguing phenomenon, i find, but also one that is profoundly disappointing for those of us who want to be riding those giants.