Not ten minutes ago. And that place was packed. I've managed to find a partner as of late, and a rather sexually gratifying one at that. She's fun. I don't know how long it'll go on since our little tryst is pretty much a fling before she graduates from grad school (in a week and a half), but it was time to go buy more condoms.
So I did.
Only to find upon exitting Wal Mart that the little anti theft magnetic strip hadn't been deactivated. I promptly had two cashiers, a security guard, and two store managers all over to inspect my purchase, as well as god know how many spectators passing by. It was really a rather proffessional scene. The manager casually took the box of trojans out of the bag, cross checked the receipt, and rubbed them all over the magnetic thing, stuffed them back in the bag, stapled it and sent me on the way. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SLOW TIME GOES WHEN THIS CRAP HAPPENS. I never planned on it. But you just can't help but notice the way a big black box of condoms catches everyone's eyes.
I don't think I was embarassed. There WAS a time when I would have been. It was rather nerve racking in its own way though. I really wouldn't be suprised if this exact thing hasn't happened to a few of you. But i thought I'd share it.
It's funny to me now.
So I did.
Only to find upon exitting Wal Mart that the little anti theft magnetic strip hadn't been deactivated. I promptly had two cashiers, a security guard, and two store managers all over to inspect my purchase, as well as god know how many spectators passing by. It was really a rather proffessional scene. The manager casually took the box of trojans out of the bag, cross checked the receipt, and rubbed them all over the magnetic thing, stuffed them back in the bag, stapled it and sent me on the way. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SLOW TIME GOES WHEN THIS CRAP HAPPENS. I never planned on it. But you just can't help but notice the way a big black box of condoms catches everyone's eyes.
I don't think I was embarassed. There WAS a time when I would have been. It was rather nerve racking in its own way though. I really wouldn't be suprised if this exact thing hasn't happened to a few of you. But i thought I'd share it.
It's funny to me now.