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- 100% Gay, 0% Straight
- Gender
- Male
Okay, so there's this guy that I really like. He is a really funny person, great personality, he's of Spanish descent, has a built body, (and from what I can tell) has a pretty big package.
But there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him:
1. I'm heavyset and he's thin.
2. I'm gay and he's straight.
I'm at a loss at what to do.
If it helps at all, his name is Alex and I really want him.
Like, here.
Now.
...
I'm serious. Right. Now.
But there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him:
1. I'm heavyset and he's thin.
2. I'm gay and he's straight.
I'm at a loss at what to do.
If it helps at all, his name is Alex and I really want him.
Like, here.
Now.
...
I'm serious. Right. Now.