Okay, so there's this guy that I really like. He is a really funny person, great personality, he's of Spanish descent, has a built body, (and from what I can tell) has a pretty big package. But there are two things standing in my way of touching him inappro-- AHEM, I mean, being able to go out with him: 1. I'm heavyset and he's thin. 2. I'm gay and he's straight. I'm at a loss at what to do. If it helps at all, his name is Alex and I really want him. Like, here. Now. ... I'm serious. Right. Now.