So this pirate walks into a bar...

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...with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

The bartender says," Hey, did you know you've got a steering wheel on your belt buckle?"

The pirate says, "Yarr, and it's drivin' me nuts."
 

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...with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle.

The bartender says," Hey, did you know you've got a steering wheel on your belt buckle?"

The pirate says, "Yarr, that be nothin. I gots me a peg leg up my ass."