so what do you do with it?..

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  1. Imported

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    SD Sports Guy: hey guys im new. and im just wondering what do you do with your penis when your taking a dump? im just wondering. thanks
     
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    zogzog:
    hummm.... nothing?

    just let it hang around
     
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    I throw it over my shoulder.....LOL

    Seriously, I lay it across my thigh.
     
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    I hang it over the front of the toilet seat.
     
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    Hey, I place it over my left thigh and dress to the right afterwards.
     
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    Gee that's pretty easy to answer I just hold it up out of the water either with my hands or lay it across my thigh.. The damn water is cold and nasty.
     
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    I don't have much to worry aboutbut some toilets are shallower than others so sometimes i take a bath too.UGH I usually just hold it up out of the water
     
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    Having low hangers I have to worry about the balls, too. I just take a pinch of skin on the right side of the scrotum and lift a couple of inches - that takes care of the dick, too.

    (There's nothing worse than dipping when sitting and getting bumped by a log.)

    :wacko:
     
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    Yeah, agreed, hate toilets that aren't man toilets.. I.E. the ones that stick out in the front, and even still more than half the time my cock is hanging in the water. That's gross so I tend to flop it up onto a thigh.

    About dressing, I wear briefs for support and I kind of roll it in the front. I'm typically 5 soft (over 8 hard). There's always a huge bulge like in my avatar pic... the head stays big all the time, I don't mind.

     
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    It's been awhile now since I've brought up my infamous line around here--
    ("we take a lot for granted")

    But, you know what? We "larger men" do all kinds of things instinctively and don't even think about it, you know?

    The questions we often answer from the average-size fellas just constantly reminds me that we larger men are always having to make adjustments in many ways in common everyday situations...

    --including "where to put it" while on the john.

    I can relate to several of the posters including especially Pecker's observations.
    I'll be thinking of this thread now over the next several days when I "pull 'em up" and "flip it over". :D

    Seldom do I find a toilet anywhere where I do not have to take such necessary!precautions.
     
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    lighthouse: I got in to the habit of grabbing the nutsack just when I sit down. The keeps the balls up and prevents that cold shock if the end of my dick should touch the water. This makes sure that everything is high and dry. Once settled, I'll let my balls drop back down, but I'll keep the dick up on a leg.
     
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    I send mine out to pick up the dry cleaning. Multi-tasking is such a timesaver.
     
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    I honestly don't worry about it. At home I hold it up a little so it doesn't touch the bowl, but when I'm taking a dump at school I let it hang downward or flop over the side and let the piss come, what do I care if I mess up a public restroom. ( I also tend to leave the stall door open when crapping at school, cuz I like other dudes seeing me nude while I release my farts an shit)
     
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