So, what is your kink?

[185248]

Well, what is it.

My first wife was a nurse. We had thermometers handy, the glass variety. Don't ask me why. I do not know myself. Yet I had a inkling of sticking it down the eye of my cock.....Yup...But, it disappeared...I freaked out, and did not do it again until sounding became fashionable.

She was diagnosed Bi-Polar...long story..quite painful in places..

Yet, fisting was not fashionable either 35 years ago. So much experience

 

[185248]

Yes, well....this is one thread I wish I could delete.

 

[rbkwp]

ask a mod directly/ kindly
they will oblige v
way it is

 

[LaFemme]

Yes, well....this is one thread I wish I could delete.

You're so funny! I adore you!

 

[twoton]

Well, I've developed one over the past month or month and a half. I feel weird about it because of my age but my wife says it's completely ok and she does it, too, because she enjoys it. And I've really started to enjoy it. I'm about to engage in it right now.

Yes, I'm talking about the afternoon nap.

 

[ronin001]

I know it may sound strange; but I enjoy taking a nice lady out for a nice lunch, possibly an event, listen to her tell me about her life, then I drive her home. Now for the Kinky part, I call or text her to say thanks for a nice evening

 

[twoton]

I know it may sound strange; but I enjoy taking a nice lady out for a nice lunch, possibly an event, listen to her tell me about her life, then I drive her home. Now for the Kinky part, I call or text her to say thanks for a nice evening

What are you, some kind of sickie?

 

[ronin001]

What are you, some kind of sickie?

Hey don't judge me

 

[Chrysippus]

I know it may sound strange; but I enjoy taking a nice lady out for a nice lunch, possibly an event, listen to her tell me about her life, then I drive her home. Now for the Kinky part, I call or text her to say thanks for a nice evening

This is forbidden in the bible, the koran, the vedas, the blahlah sutra, and in Mississippi, Alabama, Idaho, and Florida: you, sir, are a brigand, a reprobate, a depraved and unregenerate pervert, and a threat to phallocentrism. You're an animal!

 

[twoton]

Hey don't judge me

LPSG needs to establish an intellectual safe space.

 

[ronin001]

This is forbidden in the bible, the koran, the vedas, the blahlah sutra, and in Mississippi, Alabama, Idaho, and Florida: you, sir, are a brigand, a reprobate, a depraved and unregenerate pervert, and a threat to phallocentrism. You're an animal!

I am trying to get into a pier counseling session near my house, to end this sad and destructive routine of mine

 

[ronin001]

LPSG needs to establish an intellectual safe space.

They do, it is called the log off function, when I hit it, I feel safe and less mentally challenged
Join me there LOL

 

[EllieP]

You ever wanted to take the biggest, widest zucchini you ever saw and lube it up real good and see how far it could go in? Yeah, me neither.

 

[ronin001]

You ever wanted to take the biggest, widest zucchini you ever saw and lube it up real good and see how far it could go in? Yeah, me neither.

Darn-it, now i have that image in my mind

 

[EllieP]

Darn-it, now i have that image in my mind

Well, include me out!

 

[ronin001]

I will try @EllieP But no promises

 

[185248]

You're so funny! I adore you!

After being here since 2007 La, there a number of threads where I could have called upon a super being or warrior woman with super powers to turn back time

 

[Ed69]

Geez it's bad I know!But I like to snuggle with my wife!I'm going to hell for this I know it!