Assumptions about me. But I’m not going to waste my breath on correcting them.
I've always assumed you were frippin awesome. I refuse to believe any correction is required.
Assumptions about me. But I’m not going to waste my breath on correcting them.
BREAKING NEWS! / White House Briefs with S H Sanders.../“Human Resource” professionals (they are none of the above)
People who order complex drinks at Starbucks. (If I order a Long Island iced tea, I don’t list every goddamn ingredient)
DIY and reality television. There were once far fewer stations and less on, but what was on was much better and less time consuming.
24 hour news networks. Not much happens during the day that can’t be summed up in 30mins of news in the morning and 30mins of news at night. Yet, every one of these channels insists that news that “breaks” at 7am Friday is still breaking at noon Sunday. Nope, it’s old by then. Plus, their best stuff is shit they repeat from the papers.
The declining American sense of humor as a result of the culture of PC. Contrast with French humor, which is extremely dark, hilarious, and everyone is a target. They’re a pluralistic society, not at all unsympathetic, and have managed to get on quite well, yet we cannot.
Word!People who don’t understand that the left lane is the passing lane. Drive faster!
I've always assumed you were frippin awesome. I refuse to believe any correction is required.
People who don’t understand that the left lane is the passing lane. Drive faster!
Or the guy.People who truly think that looks are the only thing that matters. If you’re ugly inside, you aren’t going to get the girl. Period.
Also, PMs that say...
“Hey...
How you doing?”
Um, thanks Joey. Way to start a conversation. I get hundreds of those. Say something interesting.
At least I’d laugh before I deleted it!Now you're going to get PM's whose text is only:
"Something interesting"
True that. Seriously. I’ve met average looking people that got gorgeous, and gorgeous people who got ugly - all after a conversation.Or the guy.
I accidentally bought some banana flavored twinkies.
Banana flavored twinkies? Dude, you're giving us "99% straight" guys a bad name!