So whats a teenie weenie??

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A teenie weenie is a piece of female swimwear, I know ive heard the song.

(I was thinking the following as soon as I saw the thread title)

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini ]

 

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all of a suddeen im starting to feel hung lol...

ive been called 'teenie' more then once...depends on prespective as well and frame of reference

compared to this site, im teeny....for a girl whose maybe had sex with 2 other guys..im smallish
 

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From smallest to biggest, penis sizes tend to be thought of as tiny, small, smallish, average, above average, big, very big, huge. Volume (length + girth) has a lot to do with penis size perception. For instance, a 6" length with 4.5" girth may be seen as smallish by most women. That same 6" length, but with 5.5" girth, may be seen as above average. Often questions and discussions stem around just length but it's volume that actually dictates size impression provided the length or girth aren't far outside the typical ranges. If the dick is very long or short then the volume perception becomes distorted and can separate to some degree. For instance, a 10" length with 4.5" girth is going to be seen as long and skinny. In that case the stark contrast between length and girth takes more of a hold on the visual than the volume does.
 

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(I was thinking the following as soon as I saw the thread title)

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini ]

Oh Tragedy
 

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So many Pen-ists!

Just think though, ladies, if you get a 3.5 like me, you can give a hand job instead and it'll actually feel better to me! So the smaller it is, the easier for you to sastisfy!
 

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So many Pen-ists!

Just think though, ladies, if you get a 3.5 like me, you can give a hand job instead and it'll actually feel better to me! So the smaller it is, the easier for you to sastisfy!

So it is only about your satisfaction, then? :rolleyes:

Are you one of these weirdos who think that women don't actually like sex?

I'm not saying a woman, or another man, can't have a completely satisfying experience with a 3.5 - I'm certain it happens all the time. I just find this poster's attitude, 'think how much easier it is is to satisfy ME', a little selfish - not to mention odd. And what about women like me who aren't actually that good at hand jobs? I'm not you know - hand and mouth together, yes - I believe I'm quite good at that, but hand alone... no, I just can't be confident that I'm not being too rough or not stimulating enough. But that's not the point here. The point is why should a woman be happier because her guy gets off better on a hand job? OK, good that he gets off somehow, that's necessary for him be happy, but there has to be something else in it for her too.

I don't have an opinion on what a 'teenie weenie' is - I would say under 4.5" is small, but 'teenie' to me sounds like it is going beyond 'small' in to maybe micro-penis territory - which, I think, has a medical definition.
 

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So it is only about your satisfaction, then? :rolleyes:

Are you one of these weirdos who think that women don't actually like sex?


It was a joke. :smile:

And I believe women like sex... just not with me. :smile:

I'm not a weirdo, just another "teenie weenie" in a "big dick" world trying to make light of the whole situation.
 

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4" and under is my initial response but as someone else mentioned teenie sounds like it goes beyond small. I think micropenis is 2.5" and under if I am not mistaken. So perhaps after consideration I would say teenie is that, 2.5" and under.