So, What's Up?

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Malachi, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. Malachi

    Malachi New Member

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    Hey.

    I found this site completely by accident and decided to stick around because of some amusing and interesting threads. I'm not sure if I really qualify for being here since my partner isn't very long, but he is quite substantial around.
    • I'm in my late twenties.
    • I'm female.
    • I enjoy cross-dressing, but don't indulge myself often.
    • I'm married to a heterosexual male.
    • I look like the girl next door, because I've got a purty face, but I keep my hair short as a crew cut.
    • I'm blunt.
    • I curse frequently.
    • I've got a dirty mind.
    • I've got a morbid sense of humour.
    • I bite.
    • I smile all the time.
    • I don't like parties.
    • I love my porn and my gay porn (gay guys are my straight man's lesbians).
    • I'm monogamous.
    • I can burp Beethoven.
    • I prefer spicy foods.
    • I mostly grew up in a bad neighborhood, but spent the rest of my childhood moving around frequently.
    • I don't drink or smoke.
    • I play video games - first person shooters and strategy games.
    • I suck cock.
    • I lift weights.
    • I have absolutely no interest in sports, playing or watching.
    • I take my sugar and cream with coffee, but I drink a pot of coffee a day.
    • I listen to Metal and Industrial music.
    • I watch action, horror and martial arts flicks, the bloodier the better, especially uncensored foreign ones.
    • I was too lazy to join the military, so I read military fiction instead.
    • I hold doors open for guys, just to confuse them.
    How about you?
     
  2. cyberczar

    cyberczar New Member

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    Let's see:
    • I'm in my mid thirties.
    • I'm male.
    • Never been into cross-dressing, and aren't intersexed, but have actually fantasized at one point or another about doing it with a feminine pre-op M-F transsexual with a really large dick. (shush! it's just a fantasy!)
    • I'm married to a homosexual male.
    • I look like the guy next door, and aren't all that effeminate but ain't all that butch, either.
    • I'm blunt.
    • I'm sarcastic.
    • I curse frequently, too.
    • I bet my mind is dirtier than yours.
    • My sense of humor can be morbid at times.
    • I don't bite (much).
    • I look like the Cheshire Cat when I smile.
    • Not big into parties, either.
    • I love my porn too, and can tolerate straight porn even on occasion (LOVE Peter North and even Jenna Jameson back in the day). Of course, I prefer gay porn but that's just me.
    • I'm monogamous.
    • I can burp Bhoemian Rhapsody with enough beers or Coke.
    • Hate spicy foods. Love garlic.
    • Grew up in suburbia.
    • Quit smoking 2 years ago, drink very rarely.
    • Love my PlayStation 2, want a Wii though.
    • I suck cock.
    • I lift weights.
    • Love non-contact sports. A little competition is a good thing. ;-)
    • Folgers French Vanilla, with Publix French Vanilla cream, and sugar. 12 cup pot a day for me too.
    • I listen to Jazz, Soul, and Classical.
    • I watch action, drama, and sci-fi flicks.
    • Wanted to join the military, but they didn't want me.
    • I hold doors open for guys too. You're right, it fucks with them.
    So that's just me. ;-)

    By the way, welcome!

     
  3. Hellboy0

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    Hey!
    • I'm in my very early fifties.
    • I'm male.
    • I've only crossed dressed once for a fundraiser.
    • I'm married to a homosexual male.
    • I look like the boy next door, but the tatts give me a bit of edge.
    • I'm polite but honest and don't suffer fools.
    • I curse VERY frequently.
    • I've got a dirty mind.
    • I've got a very broad sense of humour, which includes a bit of darkness as well as Benny Hill stupidity.
    • I bite if you piss me off.
    • I smile all the time.
    • I don't mind parties but will be guy that finds 1-2 people to get to know for the night.
    • I love my gay porn particularly barebacking... I don't do it outside my relationship. Its a fantasy thing.
    • I'm monogamous...sorta.
    • I can't burp any fucking tunes, but the sound can break windows.
    • I prefer extremely spicy and salty foods. mmmm...peri peri beef jerky
    • I mostly grew up in rural suburbs (if there is such a thing), and spentmy entire childhood moving around every 2 years until settling at age 14.
    • I don't drink to excess very often and never smoke tobacco.
    • I play video games - first person shooters and strategy games.
    • I suck cock, get fucked by cock, will do just about anything with, to or get done by a cock.
    • I don't lift weights anymore (used to be a competitive bb). Instead jog, swim, do Pilates and Yoga.
    • I have absolutely no interest in watching sports, but will play with people who have a good sense of humor.
    • I take my coffee black, and I drink only 1 cup of joe a day.
    • I listen to all styles of music...can't think of one I really hate except angry rap and hillbilly-style country.
    • I watch action, horror and martial arts flicks, the bloodier the better, especially uncensored foreign ones. Also love jap anime and animation.
    • I didn't want to join the military, have never wanted to either.
    • I hold doors open for guys and gals, cuz it's good to pass it on.
     
  4. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Welcome, Mal.
     
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    Welcome.
     
  6. SpoiledPrincess

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    You sound interesting and some of the replies you got gave us a few interesting facts about some of the people already here.

    Incidentally how did you accidentally put 'large cock' in your search engine :)

    Welcome to the site.
     
  7. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Welcome to LPSG!
     
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    Welcome...you will have no problem fitting right in :)
     
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