Hey. I found this site completely by accident and decided to stick around because of some amusing and interesting threads. I'm not sure if I really qualify for being here since my partner isn't very long, but he is quite substantial around. I'm in my late twenties. I'm female. I enjoy cross-dressing, but don't indulge myself often. I'm married to a heterosexual male. I look like the girl next door, because I've got a purty face, but I keep my hair short as a crew cut. I'm blunt. I curse frequently. I've got a dirty mind. I've got a morbid sense of humour. I bite. I smile all the time. I don't like parties. I love my porn and my gay porn (gay guys are my straight man's lesbians). I'm monogamous. I can burp Beethoven. I prefer spicy foods. I mostly grew up in a bad neighborhood, but spent the rest of my childhood moving around frequently. I don't drink or smoke. I play video games - first person shooters and strategy games. I suck cock. I lift weights. I have absolutely no interest in sports, playing or watching. I take my sugar and cream with coffee, but I drink a pot of coffee a day. I listen to Metal and Industrial music. I watch action, horror and martial arts flicks, the bloodier the better, especially uncensored foreign ones. I was too lazy to join the military, so I read military fiction instead. I hold doors open for guys, just to confuse them. How about you?