So when a girl sleeps with an average-sized guy...

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Ha! Instead of saying "you're so big!" they say "you're so hard!".

Usually it doesn't come up, but I had one woman actually say "I'm glad your not as big as the last guy I slept with, you are a lot easier to blow".
 

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I'm assuming not much of the conversation goes to his endowment, right? Or does it? If not, then what else do they talk about?

EDIT: AFTER the sex, when (if) the girl talks about the experience with her friend(s).
One possibility: "Oh by the way honey, I was at the PriceChopper today and that checkout girl LaVulture says she's going steady with a man who has a gorgeous peice of manhood and it's nearly 80 feet long. Anyway her cousing Fred is getting married to the woman who teaches art over at the middle school."


Possibility-#-2: "Honey, are you alive, I don't feel you moving right now. Which reminds me, there was a show on HGTV about this couple that moved into a really nice house with an outdoor jacuzzi and it even had a gazebo out back."


Possibility-#-3: "Honey, did you know that there are more people living on Elm Road than there are on Elm Parkway? Oh, and I have an appointment with the nail salon Saturday so you'll have to take Lori to the girl scout meeting."


There are all sorts of things they can talk about--