So who really goes by the urinal etiquette?

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So we all know that there's a urinal etiquette (you dont go to the middle one if there is 2 men on the left and right) but who really obliges by this etiquette?

Personally if there is two guys I will go in the middle one, yes it is etiquette but honestly I like to see some cock!

Thoughts?

Ps: This looked like the most appropriate group to put this thread in :p
 

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if you've got it out in a public toilet, most people will sneak a peek, so why get upset about it? just piss till you're done and get the fuck out if you have no further business there.
 

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i've jacked off in urinals when there was no one there, but I've never looked over at another guy; many men r hypersensitive about being looked at;

it's a symptom of the larger homophobia in America.
 

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I, for one, have no interest in urinal fantasies.

As for the wolf, he shows an awful lot of photos of his cock and entire body for a guy who supposedly is PISSED off about other guys looking at his cock when he is PISSING, many (most?) of whom are other straight guys!:rolleyes:
 

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So we all know that there's a urinal etiquette ....

I'm not entirely sure there's any etiquette between men. The word sounds a bit too full of perfume and makeup to ring true as a description to me. Especially when you're taking a piss. The most I would go with is protective behavior, since men do like to protect their goods.

But the more important question might be this: How in the world do you know that somebody's looking at your cock at a urinal? I would simply assume that most guys are just too self-absorbed to care much about another guy's dick, seen or unseen.

If somebody grunts, snorts, or tries to send a bad signal, I would jump on them, do a little reverse psychology, and maybe say, "What the fuck you looking at?"

That can keep signals/codes a little confused in the cock/turf department, which is typically all a cock needs to feel safe.
 
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The other day I was at the middle one and the next person went into the john. My feelings how dumb....I could care less what you have hidingin you pants.
 
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for me it's a matter of the group dynamics--- if I am at work or surrounded by people I know the rules are different than when I am in a strange city, or at a baseball park or another "strange surroundings."

If I know I can get away with it, I will use my periph to see if the other guy(s) are tending to business or 'being social' and then depending on my mood and whether I am interested or not I will act accordingly.
 

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So we all know that there's a urinal etiquette (you dont go to the middle one if there is 2 men on the left and right) but who really obliges by this etiquette?

I've never, ever heard of any such aspect of etiquette.

Ever.

if you've got it out in a public toilet, most people will sneak a peek, so why get upset about it? just piss till you're done and get the fuck out if you have no further business there.

Bingo.
 

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The only 'urinal' etiquette I have heard of is if there is a row of them free don't pick the one next to someone who is peeing.

But if there is three urinals and the two on the ends are occupato and I gotta pee, I'm gonna use the one in the middle?!
 

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There is an app for that called Urinal Test. By the way I've seen people try to sneak a peek with some bathrooms that have the sink and mirrors lined up in such a way the urinals are quit visible no borders between them. Has anyone tried the peek via reflection? Hmmm