So who really goes by the urinal etiquette?

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  1. hungteendude

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    So we all know that there's a urinal etiquette (you dont go to the middle one if there is 2 men on the left and right) but who really obliges by this etiquette?

    Personally if there is two guys I will go in the middle one, yes it is etiquette but honestly I like to see some cock!

    Thoughts?

    Ps: This looked like the most appropriate group to put this thread in :p
     
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    since I am being a lpsg member I got that urinals are the favourite erotic fantasy for most gay men... personally I feel very irritated if a man look at my cock when I am at urinals...
     
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    what about if they only come piss beside you, here where i live if theres no one in the centre the guys use the stalls
     
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    if you've got it out in a public toilet, most people will sneak a peek, so why get upset about it? just piss till you're done and get the fuck out if you have no further business there.
     
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    im not upset, jaimeb i just find it very weird how some guys will have the need to pee in a stall
     
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    i've jacked off in urinals when there was no one there, but I've never looked over at another guy; many men r hypersensitive about being looked at;

    it's a symptom of the larger homophobia in America.
     
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    I don't care if someone wants to take a peek what does it matter. If you really have a hangup about a guy looking at your junk go use a stall. And I don't sneak a peek I'm there to take a piss.
     
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    :fing02:
     
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    What? There's a urinal etiquette about not picking one in between two other guys?? Never heard of it. Why not??
     
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    I, for one, have no interest in urinal fantasies.

    As for the wolf, he shows an awful lot of photos of his cock and entire body for a guy who supposedly is PISSED off about other guys looking at his cock when he is PISSING, many (most?) of whom are other straight guys!:rolleyes:
     
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    I'm not entirely sure there's any etiquette between men. The word sounds a bit too full of perfume and makeup to ring true as a description to me. Especially when you're taking a piss. The most I would go with is protective behavior, since men do like to protect their goods.

    But the more important question might be this: How in the world do you know that somebody's looking at your cock at a urinal? I would simply assume that most guys are just too self-absorbed to care much about another guy's dick, seen or unseen.

    If somebody grunts, snorts, or tries to send a bad signal, I would jump on them, do a little reverse psychology, and maybe say, "What the fuck you looking at?"

    That can keep signals/codes a little confused in the cock/turf department, which is typically all a cock needs to feel safe.
     
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    I just take a piss, but then again I don't mind showing off a bit...
     
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    Nope, I never take the middle urinal. No guy who works in my building does.
     
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    The other day I was at the middle one and the next person went into the john. My feelings how dumb....I could care less what you have hidingin you pants.
     
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    for me it's a matter of the group dynamics--- if I am at work or surrounded by people I know the rules are different than when I am in a strange city, or at a baseball park or another "strange surroundings."

    If I know I can get away with it, I will use my periph to see if the other guy(s) are tending to business or 'being social' and then depending on my mood and whether I am interested or not I will act accordingly.
     
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    I've never, ever heard of any such aspect of etiquette.

    Ever.

    Bingo.
     
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    The only 'urinal' etiquette I have heard of is if there is a row of them free don't pick the one next to someone who is peeing.

    But if there is three urinals and the two on the ends are occupato and I gotta pee, I'm gonna use the one in the middle?!
     
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    im pee shy,so i use a stall,unless im drubnk then ill go wherever by whoever and show my junk and balls
     
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    I kind of have to. I use to like to stand next to guys and take a peek, but I'm SUPER pee shy. Very very pee shy, so I now follow the etiquette, because if not, I can't pee
     
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    There is an app for that called Urinal Test. By the way I've seen people try to sneak a peek with some bathrooms that have the sink and mirrors lined up in such a way the urinals are quit visible no borders between them. Has anyone tried the peek via reflection? Hmmm
     
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