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I’ve been here for over 8 years, and some of you ladies have become pretty important to me.

Recently I saw a thread where some imbecile doubted our connections to each other - he figures our only reason for being here is the big dick. Wow, if that was it, I’d be gone after the first week. I thought it was hilarious that there was a site devoted to penis worship. But I got addicted to the forums - and more importantly the people.

Over the years, you women have seen me through some tough times. I’ve seen you go through things too. If these guys think that what they see on the forums is the only interaction we have, they are sadly mistaken. I’ve talked to female and male members on the phone, planned visits, shared emails and family pictures. It’s not sex, it’s friendship.

I love you guys.
 

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There have been phone calls, Facebook conversations, text messages. Maybe I don't spend time with these people in person (yet!), but my affection for them is real. They have taught me, comforted me, make me laugh. I hope I have done the same for all of them.
 

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That guy is a fucking idiot.

You ladies know more about me than some of my face to face friends do. (I don't have many, more like acquaintances actually.) I look up to so many of you ladies for different reasons, I have literally been inspired by you beautiful souls.

You ladies were there for me this summer when I was having a hard time with family stuff related to me not being a mother. I have done my best to be there any time any of you go through something similarly difficult.

You ladies matter to me, for real. I would fuck shit up for you, and with you if I had to. Much mother fucking love from a sick, twisted bitch out here where the hills have eyes... :heart::kissing_heart:
 

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I consider all of you ladies amongst my closest gal pals, even if we have not met in person -- this matters not to me. You've all been there for me through some tough times, offering encouragement, kindness, support, love. I can be myself and admit stuff I would never admit to anyone in real life save for those coupla really close irl gal pals.

And I hope I've been a good listener to those who've reached out, been down, gone through some tough shit.

*sniffles*

I really count myself lucky to have found this community of really strong, smart, sassy, seductive women (throw in a few of the guys there too). I think I consider this place my favorite social media site (except for my 66 cat subreddits, I guess) -- despite the dickbags who clearly hate women and who strive to slut shame, mansplain, marginalize, and oppress all of us because they think they can.
 

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Aw, thanks Ms. Femme! I hope you had a nice Canadian Thanksgiving a bit ago
You are so amazing. I’ve watched you grow and change so much over the years. We’ve have such good conversations and shared so much. You’re my sweet kitty girl - always will be. You are a survivor, and are deserving of so much happiness. I don’t know if you realize how special you really are.
 

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There have been phone calls, Facebook conversations, text messages. Maybe I don't spend time with these people in person (yet!), but my affection for them is real. They have taught me, comforted me, make me laugh. I hope I have done the same for all of them.
You are my goddess sister. You are just real, always there, ready to defend and loyal to a fault. Your commitment to your family is amazing and your capacity for love is deep. You’re the spice in my life! ;)
 

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Likewise and so true xx
I don’t know you well, but you are just cute as a button and sweet as can be. Such a welcome addition to our little pack of women! I think of you as salted caramel - sweet but with a salty edge. Excellent combination!
 

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That guy is a fucking idiot.

You ladies know more about me than some of my face to face friends do. (I don't have many, more like acquaintances actually.) I look up to so many of you ladies for different reasons, I have literally been inspired by you beautiful souls.

You ladies were there for me this summer when I was having a hard time with family stuff related to me not being a mother. I have done my best to be there any time any of you go through something similarly difficult.

You ladies matter to me, for real. I would fuck shit up for you, and with you if I had to. Much mother fucking love from a sick, twisted bitch out here where the hills have eyes... :heart::kissing_heart:
TnJ, you are just amazing. You are the strongest warrior woman ever. I love when you fight, I love when you’re vulnerable, you never give up. You’ll never know how much we have in common, and you’ll never know how truly brave I think you really are.
 

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I don’t know you well, but you are just cute as a button and sweet as can be. Such a welcome addition to our little pack of women! I think of you as salted caramel - sweet but with a salty edge. Excellent combination!

Awww thanks sweetie X
 

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I consider all of you ladies amongst my closest gal pals, even if we have not met in person -- this matters not to me. You've all been there for me through some tough times, offering encouragement, kindness, support, love. I can be myself and admit stuff I would never admit to anyone in real life save for those coupla really close irl gal pals.

And I hope I've been a good listener to those who've reached out, been down, gone through some tough shit.

*sniffles*

I really count myself lucky to have found this community of really strong, smart, sassy, seductive women (throw in a few of the guys there too). I think I consider this place my favorite social media site (except for my 66 cat subreddits, I guess) -- despite the dickbags who clearly hate women and who strive to slut shame, mansplain, marginalize, and oppress all of us because they think they can.
My favourite Bronte. You are one of the two heartbeats of this place - Ms Lee being the other. You are just in my heart. Kind, gentle, elegant, literate, with a spirit that uplifts this place.

Who knew that such a disparate group could get so close?
 

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If it weren't for all of you I'd be long gone. This was fun to start with, but I got hooked on the conversation. Hubby was the one with the account, but we'd find ourselves discussing topics on here together. When he began slacking off I came on strong here.

Believe it or not, you have helped me in more ways than you know. And I have shared more with you than I have with anyone else. I love the fact that I can discuss things without social repercussions.

But like in real life, there are socially-challenged and sexually immature people here as well. I prefer not to engage, and when I accidentally do I retreat when they rear their troll heads.

I got a PM a while back about how perfect my life is. Holy shit! Seriously? I curate what I post including pictures. I'm not going to show crow's feet and smile lines. That little bit of fuzziness hides a lot! And I'm not going to dump every one of my problems here, but know that I empathize with so many of you.

You guys are super bitches who make me feel like a virgin sometimes! And I say that with all due respect, because I do respect you. And I love you too!
 

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If it weren't for all of you I'd be long gone. This was fun to start with, but I got hooked on the conversation. Hubby was the one with the account, but we'd find ourselves discussing topics on here together. When he began slacking off I came on strong here.

Believe it or not, you have helped me in more ways than you know. And I have shared more with you than I have with anyone else. I love the fact that I can discuss things without social repercussions.

But like in real life, there are socially-challenged and sexually immature people here as well. I prefer not to engage, and when I accidentally do I retreat when they rear their troll heads.

I got a PM a while back about how perfect my life is. Holy shit! Seriously? I curate what I post including pictures. I'm not going to show crow's feet and smile lines. That little bit of fuzziness hides a lot! And I'm not going to dump every one of my problems here, but know that I empathize with so many of you.

You guys are super bitches who make me feel like a virgin sometimes! And I say that with all due respect, because I do respect you. And I love you too!
Perfect life? You have a husband and kid who are in good health and who love you. That’s pretty good. You have a job you love (most of the time) and you swing a pink sledgehammer. Maybe that’s perfect? :grinning:

Anyway, you are the awesome sauce on this site. Personally, I don’t know why you aren’t a hopeless alcoholic being a mod here, so good on you. Love you tons, my Georgia peach.
 

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AE tipped me off ages ago, under a different name, in HippieHell.

MsMickeyLee verified me for the VaginaCoven.

Those two alone could hold me here.

My tagline is true, I came for dick advice and stayed for the pussy.
 
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If none of the women posted here I would never drop in again, wouldn't have the slightest inclination. If only the women posted here, there are a handful of guys I'd miss but that's about it (I'm sure they're the same guys most of the ladies here have a soft spot for).

I only interact here in the forums and I'll be honest, I'm usually multitasking but the ladies here are the best form of entertainment.

They make me laugh, they make me think, even when I don't agree I always enjoy their perspective, they give me a kick up the arse/motivation when I need it to not remain static (so many of you are so good at so much - I burn boiled eggs!)

I love when I see a big, fat, long Altered Ego post and settle in with a cuppa because I know it'll be a good ride:yum If she posted it, I'll click on it. Amazingly beautiful too.

TnJ is beautiful to the core and I've never even seen her face, no airs and graces - you'll know how she feels. She has no idea how much I adore her <3

Bonfire oozes class from every pore. Even when she's telling idiots to fuck off in no uncertain terms. Possibly a succubus ;)

Fade is such a little spitfire she makes me smile - she knows who she is and no fucker is telling her otherwise. Or god help them.

LaFemme... LaFemme seems so kind and wise. If you say 'lady' she's who springs to mind. Exudes warmth and patience. Possibly has golden aura in real life.

Tattooed Goddess... Always a feast for the eyes and for a make-up junkie like me, definitely a goddess.

Enid... Graceful. That's the word that springs to mind. She manages to admonish fuckbois whilst maintaining an ethereal air. Quite an accomplishment!

Mickey Lee... Can make a fuckboi cry and me piss my pants laughing in 3 words or less. Valkyrie, I'm utterly convinced. I think she might carry a sword.

Scarlett B - I haven't seen as many of her posts but from what I have seen, very down to earth. And fair.

Lurker - gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, even when the writings on the wall. I like her optimism.

Holly - always does her best to answer the question even when everyone else has given up on the thread and the OP might not deserve it

Ellie... I don't know how you do it girl. Super-duper mod, taker of no shit and somehow has retained her sense of humour!

Apologies if I missed anyone, I'm doing this off the top of my head as I cook dinner...

I love the vibe. It's supportive. Even without having a large penis of my own
 

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I'm right there with ya, chica!

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If none of the women posted here I would never drop in again, wouldn't have the slightest inclination. If only the women posted here, there are a handful of guys I'd miss but that's about it (I'm sure they're the same guys most of the ladies here have a soft spot for).

I only interact here in the forums and I'll be honest, I'm usually multitasking but the ladies here are the best form of entertainment.

They make me laugh, they make me think, even when I don't agree I always enjoy their perspective, they give me a kick up the arse/motivation when I need it to not remain static (so many of you are so good at so much - I burn boiled eggs!)

I love when I see a big, fat, long Altered Ego post and settle in with a cuppa because I know it'll be a good ride:yum If she posted it, I'll click on it. Amazingly beautiful too.

TnJ is beautiful to the core and I've never even seen her face, no airs and graces - you'll know how she feels. She has no idea how much I adore her <3

Bonfire oozes class from every pore. Even when she's telling idiots to fuck off in no uncertain terms. Possibly a succubus ;)

Fade is such a little spitfire she makes me smile - she knows who she is and no fucker is telling her otherwise. Or god help them.

LaFemme... LaFemme seems so kind and wise. If you say 'lady' she's who springs to mind. Exudes warmth and patience. Possibly has golden aura in real life.

Tattooed Goddess... Always a feast for the eyes and for a make-up junkie like me, definitely a goddess.

Enid... Graceful. That's the word that springs to mind. She manages to admonish fuckbois whilst maintaining an ethereal air. Quite an accomplishment!

Mickey Lee... Can make a fuckboi cry and me piss my pants laughing in 3 words or less. Valkyrie, I'm utterly convinced. I think she might carry a sword.

Scarlett B - I haven't seen as many of her posts but from what I have seen, very down to earth. And fair.

Lurker - gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, even when the writings on the wall. I like her optimism.

Holly - always does her best to answer the question even when everyone else has given up on the thread and the OP might not deserve it

Ellie... I don't know how you do it girl. Super-duper mod, taker of no shit and somehow has retained her sense of humour!

Apologies if I missed anyone, I'm doing this off the top of my head as I cook dinner...

I love the vibe. It's supportive. Even without having a large penis of my own
You’re pretty amazing. I completely admire your ability to debate so articulately and smoothly. You’re the Venus Williams of arguments. You lob every ball back, looking great (I imagine!), with what seems minimal effort. You run the court. No one ever sees you sweat.

Plus, you’re fun. I like you. :)
 

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I'm new here but I agree 100 percent, the friendship & sharing are what draws me here as well.

We have a beautiful group of Souls here
You may be new, but are a completely welcome addition to our little coven!