So you think you're big?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Snakebyte, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. Snakebyte

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    Puts new meaning to the name Long Duck Dong. I never knew he was packin'.
     
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    At least ours looks pretty
     
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    o wow, that girl on ur avatar glowfish.
    stunningly sexy.
    thus said, gorrilas should have much bigger pennises :/ maybe we would have bigger too if primates had evolved bigger cocks. and maybe i would be standing with a 10 feet long schlong perhaps 1 feet!
     
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    tiny is the wrong word, short in comparison yes, tiny, no, take a look at a pig penis, its an extremely disgusting looking noodle. Spray painted red. Yeah that's right, i had to look it up, wish i hadn't, filthy filthy memory now!
     
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    Hell. :eek:
    Not to my taste.
    I suppose Ms/Mrs Pig thinks it's OK..
     
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    Never knew about giraffes. Is that why their necks are so long? :tongue:
    Deepthroat and then some
     
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    From the wikipedia article "Human Penis Size" (Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

    "When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the male humangenetalia are remarkably large. The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body."

    So of all monkeys, we're the biggest. Hooray!
     
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    Ok..some of those other penises were nasty to look at.

    Mankind has the appearance issue wrapped up. Horses take a second place but are still number one in sheer size and appearance.

    A dork is a whale penis...ha!
     
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    A 40x penis length helps to get laid when the rest of the body is stuck to the side of a boat.
     
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    If I had a penis 40x my body size..
     
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    ... you would die because of anemia
     
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    i'm going to start telling people i'm hung like a duck. :p
     
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    Now that is funny
     
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    Pretty funny! That's one dick I'm not sucking tho.....
     
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    LOL. I wasn't exactly wishing for one. 40x?!
     
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