Soccer Shorts

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

It turns out that i'm showing a bit too much of my "meat" at my soccer matches and it's been reported as some sort of issue with the league I play in. Is there any suggestions as to minimize size or any other ideas as to what I should do, in regards to my soccer playing situation?

 

[TheSkittle]

we would need some pictures in order to offer a solution

 

[ieatcats1426]

Are you wearing underwear?

 

[hungthickone]

wear underwear, but I get the idea u like it to be seen!

 

[lineok03]

jocky strap?

 

[matt121matt121]

A classic Jockstrap and/or cup should be enough to solve your problem..

but you should take some pics to show us your soccer bulge for a true assessment of the problem

 

[B_RoysToy]

You must have huge balls that push up your dick, coz from the vid your cock looks average length and girth. Are you above average flaccid?

 

[cali06]

I grew up playing soccer and never wore underwear, it was never an issue. But if it is maybe wear a slightly longer shirt, or a jockstrap. Can't understand why it's an issue though. I'm assuming it's all guys playing, and you all have penises, so why would it be a problem?

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

It turns out that i'm showing a bit too much of my "meat" at my soccer matches and it's been reported as some sort of issue with the league I play in. Is there any suggestions as to minimize size or any other ideas as to what I should do, in regards to my soccer playing situation?

I'd tell your league to go fuck themselves. Probably run by a bunch of fat old guys with tiny cocks who are just jealous.

 

[D_Cock_Hudson]

Underwear and larger shorts.

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

I'd "cum" to see you play. :biggrin1:

 

[ruggerkit28]

jock strap, and flaunt it in the showers afterwards

 

[sdbg]

It's probably one of the spectators that griped to the league. I don't think any of the other player would care about it. Don't people have better things to worry about?

A standard pair of briefs will probably do the job for you.

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

we would need some pictures in order to offer a solution

I will dedicate a new album to this! Great idea!

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

Are you wearing underwear?

I am indeed! I'm wearing some fitted briefs but i'm a bit large flaccid for it to really make a difference.

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

wear underwear, but I get the idea u like it to be seen!

I do wear underwear, but showing off does offer a bit of an adrenaline kick :wink:

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

jocky strap?

Jock strap is a tad uncomfortable for the lateral movement, but I did try it and it did help a bit.

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

A classic Jockstrap and/or cup should be enough to solve your problem..

but you should take some pics to show us your soccer bulge for a true assessment of the problem

Can't really do a cup for soccer, just because of the need of full motion of my legs and it could be an obstruction. Good ideas though! Jock strap did help a bit.

I will be making a new album showing off this issue, since the season is over!

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

You must have huge balls that push up your dick, coz from the vid your cock looks average length and girth. Are you above average flaccid?

My balls are a tad large, in my honest opinion, but not obstruction worthy. It's pretty large fully flaccid. Anywhere between 4 and 7 inches soft, given the temperature.

 

[D_Frostrayne Foulpole]

I grew up playing soccer and never wore underwear, it was never an issue. But if it is maybe wear a slightly longer shirt, or a jockstrap. Can't understand why it's an issue though. I'm assuming it's all guys playing, and you all have penises, so why would it be a problem?

It was honestly just to raise hostility among the group I play with. It was a stupid situation and I was getting cat-called and chanted at at some of the games. Basically, just fans being fans. I didn't take it to heart but I figured I would at least try to remedy it. It hasn't affected my playing level at all, so I, personally, don't care. But i'm glad you see what the deal is.