1. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    It turns out that i'm showing a bit too much of my "meat" at my soccer matches and it's been reported as some sort of issue with the league I play in. Is there any suggestions as to minimize size or any other ideas as to what I should do, in regards to my soccer playing situation?
     
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    we would need some pictures in order to offer a solution :D
     
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    Are you wearing underwear?
     
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    wear underwear, but I get the idea u like it to be seen!
     
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    jocky strap?
     
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    A classic Jockstrap and/or cup should be enough to solve your problem..

    but you should take some pics to show us your soccer bulge for a true assessment of the problem
     
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    You must have huge balls that push up your dick, coz from the vid your cock looks average length and girth. Are you above average flaccid?
     
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    I grew up playing soccer and never wore underwear, it was never an issue. But if it is maybe wear a slightly longer shirt, or a jockstrap. Can't understand why it's an issue though. I'm assuming it's all guys playing, and you all have penises, so why would it be a problem?
     
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    I'd tell your league to go fuck themselves. Probably run by a bunch of fat old guys with tiny cocks who are just jealous.
     
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    Underwear and larger shorts.
     
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    I'd "cum" to see you play. :biggrin1:
     
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    jock strap, and flaunt it in the showers afterwards
     
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    It's probably one of the spectators that griped to the league. I don't think any of the other player would care about it. Don't people have better things to worry about?

    A standard pair of briefs will probably do the job for you.
     
  14. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    I will dedicate a new album to this! Great idea!
     
  15. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    I am indeed! I'm wearing some fitted briefs but i'm a bit large flaccid for it to really make a difference.
     
  16. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    I do wear underwear, but showing off does offer a bit of an adrenaline kick :wink:
     
  17. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    Jock strap is a tad uncomfortable for the lateral movement, but I did try it and it did help a bit. :)
     
  18. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    Can't really do a cup for soccer, just because of the need of full motion of my legs and it could be an obstruction. Good ideas though! Jock strap did help a bit.

    I will be making a new album showing off this issue, since the season is over! :cool:
     
  19. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    My balls are a tad large, in my honest opinion, but not obstruction worthy. It's pretty large fully flaccid. Anywhere between 4 and 7 inches soft, given the temperature.
     
  20. D_Frostrayne Foulpole

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    It was honestly just to raise hostility among the group I play with. It was a stupid situation and I was getting cat-called and chanted at at some of the games. Basically, just fans being fans. I didn't take it to heart but I figured I would at least try to remedy it. It hasn't affected my playing level at all, so I, personally, don't care. But i'm glad you see what the deal is.
     
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