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This story is based on events from my past, except for the sex parts, that's wishful thinking!
"I feel so stupid!" I groaned as my then boyfriend trapped my last hair with hair product
I am a very middle class person so being trussed up like a turkey I felt ridiculous
The whole journey up to st james's I got given dos and donts for the evening and elecution lessons, I felt like Eliza Doolittle in my fair lady
When we arrived I put on my best voice and asked for "a dry gin and tonic please!"
I met one of my boyfriends friends, a little begian man, he had some title of some sort, he began rewriting my history for me, I grew up in tonbridge not my home town, my mother worked for the queen not a care home etc
My mind wandered as it did to sex, I looked round the room at all the toffee nosed men and I tried to picture them having sex, it took all my will power not to laugh, then I looked at their crotches, not a bulge among them
"Siblings?" The little Belgian asked me
"One brother, older deaf and autistic"
"Your an only child!" He said decisively
"I beg your pardon?" I asked
"Your an only child, better that than admitting your family tree is... Tainted"
I'm not gonna lie I saw red
"Go fuck yourself!" I growled throwing my gin and tonic in the guys face storming out
"Chris if you leave we are over!" Kevin screamed at me
I hopped on the tube to my more working class local
I messed my hair up and and undid my tie
This short older man was at the bar covered in plaster and paint
He sniggered as I sat down I ignored him and ordered myself a snake bite and I downed it
"Rough night?" He asked scratching his bristly chin sipping his pint
"Could say that! I think I just broke up with my boyfriend"
"Too bad, me and my mrs just broke up tonight too!"
"Oh god man I'm sorry to hear that!" I scooched closer to him feeling a closeness
We chatted, he wouldn't say much about why he and the mrs had broken up, so I told him about my break up
"Why did you stay with him?" He asked
"It will sound shallow!" I moaned the alcohol loosened my tongue
"Go on! Surprise me!"
"He had the biggest cock I had ever seen!" I muttered
"Oh, you like that sort of thing do you?" He asked
"Well yeah" I smirked
"Then I might have something for you!" He smirked
"Yeah yeah that's what they all say!" I rolled my eyes
He shifted in his seat and dropped his keys on the floor
"Could you do an old man a favour and pick up his keys!"
I knelt under the table and came eye to eye with the old guys soft hanging cock just hanging there through his fly, it looked so long, and completely at rest
I sat up and handed him his keys
"Like what you saw?" He asked sipping his drink
I nodded
"Meet me round the back in 5 minutes"
"I feel so stupid!" I groaned as my then boyfriend trapped my last hair with hair product
I am a very middle class person so being trussed up like a turkey I felt ridiculous
The whole journey up to st james's I got given dos and donts for the evening and elecution lessons, I felt like Eliza Doolittle in my fair lady
When we arrived I put on my best voice and asked for "a dry gin and tonic please!"
I met one of my boyfriends friends, a little begian man, he had some title of some sort, he began rewriting my history for me, I grew up in tonbridge not my home town, my mother worked for the queen not a care home etc
My mind wandered as it did to sex, I looked round the room at all the toffee nosed men and I tried to picture them having sex, it took all my will power not to laugh, then I looked at their crotches, not a bulge among them
"Siblings?" The little Belgian asked me
"One brother, older deaf and autistic"
"Your an only child!" He said decisively
"I beg your pardon?" I asked
"Your an only child, better that than admitting your family tree is... Tainted"
I'm not gonna lie I saw red
"Go fuck yourself!" I growled throwing my gin and tonic in the guys face storming out
"Chris if you leave we are over!" Kevin screamed at me
I hopped on the tube to my more working class local
I messed my hair up and and undid my tie
This short older man was at the bar covered in plaster and paint
He sniggered as I sat down I ignored him and ordered myself a snake bite and I downed it
"Rough night?" He asked scratching his bristly chin sipping his pint
"Could say that! I think I just broke up with my boyfriend"
"Too bad, me and my mrs just broke up tonight too!"
"Oh god man I'm sorry to hear that!" I scooched closer to him feeling a closeness
We chatted, he wouldn't say much about why he and the mrs had broken up, so I told him about my break up
"Why did you stay with him?" He asked
"It will sound shallow!" I moaned the alcohol loosened my tongue
"Go on! Surprise me!"
"He had the biggest cock I had ever seen!" I muttered
"Oh, you like that sort of thing do you?" He asked
"Well yeah" I smirked
"Then I might have something for you!" He smirked
"Yeah yeah that's what they all say!" I rolled my eyes
He shifted in his seat and dropped his keys on the floor
"Could you do an old man a favour and pick up his keys!"
I knelt under the table and came eye to eye with the old guys soft hanging cock just hanging there through his fly, it looked so long, and completely at rest
I sat up and handed him his keys
"Like what you saw?" He asked sipping his drink
I nodded
"Meet me round the back in 5 minutes"