Some assholes will always be assholes!

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  1. PornForPatric

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    This is a semi rant, so feel free to move on to more important things if you don't wanna read it.

    Let me paint you a picture:

    A guy drops his keys in the parking lot of a gay bar. I see them and go inside to give them to their owner. I find him with a group of guys, tap him on the shoulder and say "Excuse me". The guy turns around, gives me a once over and says "I don't think so!". He laughs. I walk away, join my friends and have a good time. As I'm leaving, I see the guy in the parking lot frantic, because he doesn't have his keys. I walk up, tell him I've got his keys and that's why I spoke to him earlier. He grabs them, doesn't say "Thank you" or anything and just goes.

    So, I go to a 24 hour laundromat last night and who is there, but the same gym queen. Of course, he doesn't remember me and I just go about doing my laundry. He raps on my window and bums a smoke, then proceeds to try to get me to go in the bathroom and "have some fun". It's a cool night. He's really red and really sweaty. Meth anyone?

    I say (exactly) "I have a boyfriend. We're monogamous. Sorry." (I do and we are)

    He says (exactly) "Nobody is monogamous in Fort Lauderdale. You probably just have a little limp dick".

    So, bolstered by 7-11 coffee and being already upset at having to have to be at a laundromat at the buttcrack of dawn, I tell him about the night at the bar. Then I tell him exactly what I think about him and his "I'm too hot for you", his overplucked eybrows and his piss poor attitude.

    He was...upset. He said some pretty nasty things.

    I try to believe there is some good in everyone. That people can change and grow. That just because you meet someone and they are rude, nasty or whatever...they might just being having a bad day, a tough time or be dealing with some hidden pain.

    I now believe that some assholes will ALWAYS be assholes.
     
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    Agreed
     
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    What an asshole.
     
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    He sounds like an elitist prick, at least you get the satisfaction of walking away from that situation with your head held high as the better person.

    I believe in Karma, hopefully his wheel fell off his car when he was halfway down the road.
     
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    Wow, who the hell is this guy? What a tool... I would've yelled at the prick too!!
     
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    For an asshole like him, i would have tossed the keys in the garbage. You try to be nice and that is what you get, some people just are not worth it.
     
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    Dude, I established a similar philosophy after working with the Catholic Church in the Pacific Northwest for a year. Here it comes:

    "There are assholes everywhere. And if you forget, they'll remind you!"

    Saying that, I'm actually convinced that there are also really genuine, cool people out there. I have met them and thank God, knowing they are there keeps me sane and my attitude less cynical.

    But if it had been me, porn, I'd have shoved the keys up his asshole and showed him the way to the Emergency Room.

    Just sayin'.
     
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    Some people think they are God's gift to everyone. This would account for the lack of subtlety and the front row arrogance he displayed. Some pretty boys have it their way so often they lose their manners. Shallowness can be learned. It can be unlearned, but, ah, that's a hard trick to do.
     
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    Meth heads don't take criticism well, and only douchebags do meth!
     
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    For him: "What goes around, comes around"! How wonderful for you that you got to let off steam at him. Will he ever learn from this... nope. But don't live in his bitter world. Keep looking for the good in everyone and if it ain't there, move on! He has taught you, how to spot the assholes a hell of a lot sooner than before!
     
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    When he rapped on your window you should have just said, "I don't think so!" and left the parking lot.
     
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    Such an occasion happens a few time in a lifetime... and the satisfaction it provides is priceless. No need for a MasterCard.

    It can be either a :smile: or :mad: happening.
     
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    Haha, you are nicer than I would have been. After the first "I don't think so," his keys would have been history.
     
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    That kinda shit happens. It is those drugs and poor home training. Those guys are only good for a booty call. Anything else, you may as well pop in a BARNEY cassette for those fuckers and call it a day.
     
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    Wow what a dick. At least you know you a better person then him, thats what really matters.
     
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