Ok, I havenât posted here for a long time, the reason being Iâve had nothing much to add to the discussion, so please forgive the fact that this post is purely for me to get stuff off my chest. After all, thatâs what a large penis support group is for: people on this forum can listen to the story and hopefully sympathise, while anyone else would just hear âI have a large dick.â Anyway, the point is, I was having lunch with my extended family the other day, 7 or 8 adults including some of my motherâs cousins, women who are at least 15 years older than me. These women have known me since I was born, and they seem to think that this fact gives them license to make some very personal observations about my penis, which they whisper to each other, and then giggle, every now and again. They arenât alone, the fact that Iâve got a bigger dick than anyone else in the family is something of a running joke, and has been brought up at such inappropriate times as Christmas gatherings and even after a funeral. On this occasion, while I was struggling to subdue a couple of their unruly offspring at an outdoor restaurant, it was suggested to me that since the waitress was cute, and I had broken up with my girlfriend some weeks ago, I should try to get her number. âMaybe you could whip out your stethoscope,â one suggested (the idea being that this woman would be attracted to me because Iâm a doctor). You can imagine what was suggested that I whip out next, to further impress this passing stranger. Thatâs right, my cock. And there followed much giggling. Damn harridans. Iâve just about lost my ability to take this stuff good-naturedly. Itâs just become tedious through repetition. Goodness knows, I donât mind half as much when I get teased about it by friends. Oh well. Not looking for solutions or advice, nor do I hate my dick; I love having a large penis, I just needed to rant, and needed it to be to people who may have experienced similar nuisance situations.