Some CraigsList People.....

[BiItalianBro]

Another funny thing about the 'romance' section is the grocery list of 'requirements' that people list before considering a meeting.

***must be between 18-23 at least 6ft no taller than 6ft2 with blond hair (no highlights) cropped .25 inches on the side D/DF vers with at least 8.5 cut non smokers who drinks only Merlot with dinner who drive a high end Japanese car no older than 2006 and make at least 95K a year (before bonus and stock options) grad degree education pref (but will consider just a B.A. if from an Ivy League school). Oh yea...you must host and include pics, height/weight/body fat analysis/complete blood panel and W-2s for response....here is my pic.

No games or endless emails***

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

OK I learned my lesson and am reprinting!

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From an ad place a scant few minutes ago!
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Free Portable Brain Transplant (Spam-cells)

Date: 2009-11-19, 8:06PM EST
Reply to: see below

I have to get rid of my small, portable brain, because my non-existent husband (who refuses to touch me until I wash all the spam off my body) is getting a new job in Ripoff Central.

Please, come take my old, foldable brain off my hands!!!

• Location: Spam-cells
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1473909292

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Now this is a funny one posted in response to a guy giving away a fish tank.

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Warning: FAKE BOWTANK at - the Jerk just wants Phone Sex (Scumbagville)

Date: 2009-11-29, 3:21PM EST
Reply to: sale-kpcja-1486893879@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I called the guy with the ad for the 80 gallon bow front & he then starting asking me what I look like and then offered me the tank and the stand in exchange for letting him perform a sexual act on me. I don't remember this being the Hooker Bartering Section. The crazy thing is that this guy had the nerve to *69 me and call me back. The name on the caller ID was Christopher Slatick. His phone number is 817-832-9436. Feel free to call him and ask him if he would like to get teabagged or any other sexual favor in exchange for a tank. He prefers large sweaty men with bdsm fetishes. Yes, he's a bottom. He wants a big man to degrade him. Good luck!


80 gal bowtank (Downtown)

Date: 2009-11-29, 2:55PM EST
Reply to: sale-8psdp-1486853403@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

this tank is too heavy for my floor so its free to good home 817-832-9436 mable

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1486853403

• Location: Scumbagville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[DiscoBoy]

Ummm...

• Location: Scumbagville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Shouldn't that been an obvious indicator?!

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Of all the online hook-up scenarios, the "I'll be face down with the door unlocked" is the very least desirable. The one time I responded to such an ad, the guy wound up looking like a Ferengi

I just won't do the "door is unlocked" scenario. It would be too easy to go to the wrong house or have someone set you up to go to the wrong house. Good way to get yourself shot, at least in Texas!

So the first time I go to someone's house, they have to let me in. After that first time, if they want to play the unlocked door just come in and do me game then I have no problem with that. Just want to make sure I'm at the right house, folks. Don't need an arrest record or gunshot wounds.