Some huge Roumanian cocks... !

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  1. Ralexx

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    Some huge-dicks from my country :

    Florin Prunea - soccer goalkeeper. Two years ago, a scandal issued (intensely savoured by the press) : during a nocturnal sexual talk-show, a girl called claiming she was about to get in bed with a drunken Prunea, but she turned him down when she saw the dimensions of his toy. The tv-host became yellow, green, violet and the talk-show was suspended. When new details occurred, the entire country ended up knowing that Roumania's national soccer team goalkeeper has a 28 cm cock (some 11.5 inch).

    Terente - this is the Romantic part. He was a pirate in the 1910s-1920s, robbing vessels on Danube in the vicinity of Braila and Galati. Always hunted by the naval police, he was once caught but managed to escape. He amassed a huge fortune, spending it on women and bacchic pleasures. He had a private island in the Danube Delta (simply seized, not bought !). The women he raped never sued him ! He was famous, he became a legend due to the well-known size of his dick ; some aristocrat ladies even made expressly some travels in the region ! He was killed by a rival band, his head and cock were cut off and sent to Bucharest. The head was lost, but his cock wasn't (!) - it can be... err... admired today, preserved at the Criminology Institute from Bucharest : 31 cm long. (... No, I didn't see it !)

    Petru Groza - the first Communist prime-minister, imposed by Soviet Russia in 1945 under threat (as usual). This guy was stupendous : he was so devoted to Communism that he preferred seeing his considerable fortune being confiscated by the state ! Groza had a colossal cock : 40 cm (= 15.74 inch) ! It is not a rumor : he was seen in the locker rooms, before playing tennis, tying his soft dick to his left leg in order to prevent it from flopping during the game. His diary was firstly published in 1991 mot-à-mot : the texts were not altered for the sake of public decency ; one could find there accurate descriptions of some intimate relations : he practically raped the women who refused to climb his stick. (Republished in 2003, the text was purged.) I practically cannot imagine an almost 16 inch cock !

    Contrarily to the widespread gossip (he was granted with some 12 inch), King Carol II of Roumania didn't have a large penis ; his problem was priapism (imperial Russian Romanov heredity ; after all, the Tolstoys had it too). His priapism caused an endless chase for women (he had even 14 copulations / day !), and ended in a damned divorce from his legal wife (Her Royal Highness Helen of Greece, born Princess Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg), a lost Crown, a lost country and, finally, a lost dynasty - the Windsor-Hohenzollerns of Roumania. The unique woman who could satisfy his incessant sexual needs was Magda Elena Lupescu (a vulgar version of the French marchioness de Pompadour), previously married to an army officer whose orgies, muscular frame, enormous dick and pornographic collection were reputed in the extremely debauched Bucharest of the 1920s. Magda Lupescu herself was sometimes exhausted : receiving a guest, she confessed I cannot take it anymore ; Carol is "kissing" me for two hours continuously .
     
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    Well the next time I'm in the sauna or mens' shower and I meet a Roumanian (I wrote it like that in high school once and lost a point for spelling - now we spell the capital of China differently, too!) I'll figure there are 3 chances in 4 that he's a perverted pirate, a cocky communist or a mad-for-sex monarch!

    Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll just be the 1 in 4: a nice guy who happens to be hung.

    :D

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    :D :D I'm sorry for the lost point in high-school ! It was not your fault, trust me !!

    Err... gimme the address of the sauna you go to ;) I'll try to be the nice guy whi happens to be hung. :D

    Raal
     
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    Ineligible: What a fascinating people! And, of course, to this list we should add our own Raal Lexx, writer, traveller, gastronome and epicure.
     
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    ;D, uuh, LOL
     
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    bustyredhead: Note to self: Take 12-14 inch... month sebbatical to Roumania.
     
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    sammygirly: [quote author=Ineligible link=board=99;num=1056445243;start=0#3 date=06/25/03 at 19:37:41]... gastronome...[/quote]

    Are gastronomes anything like smurfs?

    Oh oh!
    Or the french equivelent of the north american lawn gnome?

    (Muah Raal)
     
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    bustyredhead: A gastronome is either a food critic or a device for timing bowel movements.

    - Nene (Dictionary Barbie)
     
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    the list is true
     
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    Wow gigantic gravedig, and given that this is essentially a wholy new thread as a result I'll tow this to a more appropriate forum for it. :)
     
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    Yet, Ralexx, we are not fortunate enough to see your Roumanian stick!
     
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    I had the chance of fooling around with a rumanian journalist and I must say he was really well endowed.
     
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    there are lots of Romanian boys on those cam sites and some of them have some pretty good sized dicks.
     
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