Some Laws That We Didn't Learn At School

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Some laws that we didn't learn at school

LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

02. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

03. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM

When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.

04. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW

If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tire, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.

05 O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW

If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.

06. BELL'S THEOREM

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

07. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.

08. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

09. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. BREDA'S RULE

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11. OWEN'S LAW

As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold...
 
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