Some Rather Funny Headlines

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Newspapers say the funniest things.


    My favorite is the one about the truck load of condoms.......:biggrin1:
     
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    Haha, those were good indeed.
     
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    They are funny.:biggrin1:
     
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    i think that sometimes the New York Post catches gold.

    one memorable one is when Ike Turner died and the headline was

    "Ike Beats Tina To Death".

    fucking hilarious.
     
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    i havent laughed that hard in a long time. thanks!
     
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    I saw a headline one time that I just had to clip out and keep!

    Arbor Day Foundation Offers Free Trees for $10

    The one on the OP's link that cracked me up was "One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers" because I immediately thought of that Zen question, "What is the sound of one hand clapping"!
     
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