Some Simple Home Remedies

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  1. jakeatolla

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    amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling
    Water Down Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.

    2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone
    Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

    3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By
    Using The Sink.

    4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed
    For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To
    Use A Timer.

    5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You
    From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

    6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then
    You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

    7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It
    Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The
    Duct Tape.

    8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.

    9. If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical
    Problem.
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    lol i love number 6
     
  3. Mr. Bungle

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    I like number one as well - kiss the lining of your esophagus goodbye... :biggrin1: but hey, bye-bye ice cube!!! LOL
     
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    Very, very good. And somehow Canadian.
     
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    LOL..you know...number 4 is actually true.....My pressure was high until i gave blood.....bingo! Instant normal!
     
  6. D_Ivana Dickenside

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    i will kill any man who does number 3 in my sink.
     
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