Somebody just paid me a BIG compliment

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. B_Hickboy

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    ...told me I was "more than a little queer."

    *wipes a tear away*
     
  2. GoneA

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    'tis very upsetting.
     
  3. tritonal

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    So, you're like a ten foot tall queer, then?
     
  4. Pecker

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    Haven't you ever felt a little queer?
     
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    HickBoy, it is all right. People are attracted to your big ass cock and beautiful Ralph Fiennes looking bedroom eyes, that's all. If that makes you queer, fahgeddaboudit!!!!!
     
  6. GoneA

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    i hear they feel like normal people - but that's just hearsay.
     
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    Damned homosexual midgets.
     
  8. rob_just_rob

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    Welcome to the club. Half the women I meet assume I'm gay. Oddly enough, most mean it as a compliment and I take it as such.
     
  9. B_Danceswithlamps

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    It was an insult, but take it as a complement. :D They are just being mean. (not you guys)

    *squishes on a midget*
     
  10. GoneA

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    the proof is in the pudding.
     
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    especially fig pudding b/c I hear that is queer as hell
     
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    *puts a midget in a blender and makes pudding*

    You mean this pudding?
     
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    Punch them and take their wallet.
     
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    No, I don't usually sexually assualt midgets.
     
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    Yeah, but there WAS that one time...
     
  16. GoneA

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    when you were at that party...
     
  17. Matthew

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    Lights were low, music was swinging ...

    ... and in walks the sexiest midget I have ever seen.
     
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    *bangs head on desk in an attempt to remove the thoughts he is now having about how said midget's mouth would be at exactly the right height to facilitate a perfect blowjob while both they and I are in a standing position* :banghead2:
     
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    ...at band camp...
     
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    and like, someone brought this magazine called "jock". like, oh mah gahd.
     
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