Somebody just paid me a BIG compliment

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dlcs said:
It is, darling. But you have to also consider it as a drinking game waiting to happen.
I love those! Drink every time there's a lame sexual innunedo?
 

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Matthew said:
I love those! Drink every time there's a lame sexual innunedo?
We'd all be flat on the floor within the first 25 minutes. Tried doing that with "Sling Blade" and took a drink every time Carl said "All right, den."

Splat.
 

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KinkGuy said:
I thought it went "there was the one time a boy scout camp"..................

As often as I see strippers dressed in "little school girl" outfits, I must admit to being surprisingly aroused when one of my favorite local musicians showed up for his gig wearing a boyscout shirt. Hawt+sexy.

Don't puke guys, he's thirtysomething.
 

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alex8 said:
*bangs head on desk in an attempt to remove the thoughts he is now having about how said midget's mouth would be at exactly the right height to facilitate a perfect blowjob while both they and I are in a standing position* :banghead2:
I love midgets-- their little hands make my dick look SO big!!!
 

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madame_zora said:
As often as I see strippers dressed in "little school girl" outfits, I must admit to being surprisingly aroused when one of my favorite local musicians showed up for his gig wearing a boyscout shirt. Hawt+sexy.

Don't puke guys, he's thirtysomething.

I remember seeing Linda Rhonstadt in concert many years ago, at Red Rocks amphitheatre in Denver. She wore a Boy Scout uniform. Hot. Turned me on. Yes, I am old.
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
That's because Boy Scouts taste better than Brownies! :biggrin1:

Truer words were never spoken.

It also had something to do with the fact that the shirt was about three sizes too small and showed off his man-boobs quite nicely! Okay, so I'm a perv, but I love seeing that little tiny bulge with a nipple on top on a flat chest. Yummy.
 

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Axex said:
Pfft you don't have to have eat a cookie to eat a cookie, you know what I mean? At least brownies can give you thin mints. That's right, I said thin! Queers.

You know I'd turn queer for you baby.