Someone stole my cup...

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by NYyankeeboi, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. NYyankeeboi

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    Grrr, I am serious, school has not started yet, but after I was talking with some other players and the coach, I came back to the locker to change. I find out then that someone had stolen my cup and compression shorts. This might sound hot for guys that are into them, but it kinda sucks for me...I am pissed.
     
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    Tell your coach. Chances are, your buddies are playing a joke and will return it to you in the morning, or at next practice.
     
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    NYYankeeboi, I have to wonder about your athletic program after hearing about your strange physical exam and someone's stealing your underarmor and cup. Either you are surrounded by people with weird senses of humor, or you need to keep an eye open at all times.:wink:
     
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    ....perhaps, you should consider not dropping the soap anymore.:tongue:
     
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    I stay upright whenever possible, Jeff (unless of course your percentages are changing at the moment:wink: ), but I can't shake the picture of a creepy towel manager sniffing NYankeeboi's underarmor in the corner while jerking off.:eek:
     
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    Some admiring chick or dude is probably in their dorm wearing it like a dust mask.
     
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    HEY!!! Who you calling "creepy"??? :wink:
     
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    Wow, dude, you've been inappropriately groped by a physician, had your underwear stolen sometime before August 4 and then your cup and shorts stolen today, approached to do porn, and "stalked by some whacked out dude, who had called the police and made false reports about me. It has now become this fatal attraction type thing and it's driving me fuckin crazy."

    You've experienced more at 18 than some of us twice your age...
     
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    Sorry, Novice, I thought that was underarmor on your head in your avatar.
     
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    LOL - OK everybody, who stole his cup? C'mon - it was funny at first, but now just give it back please. :biggrin1:
     
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    And if it is..? I don't have to give it back do I? I mean, have you seen his gallery? C'mon, lemme keep it. Pleeeease! Just this once (well, maybe 2 or 3 times), if I promise not to do it again. :biggrin1:
     
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    But wash it first, please. The kid has had enough shit to put up with already.
     
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    I think we'll soon see a few pics of it in the gallery....
     
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    It's probably already so sticky now he won't want it back.
     
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    Can I just keep his and buy him a new one? :fingersx:
     
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    Why not? Your cup runneth over.
     
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    Oh, I'm sure HIS cup is always more than full! :wink:
     
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    You can keep it, Novice, as long as you don't try to give him another prostate massage, or stalk him again.
     
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    I just pooted.:biggrin1:
     
  20. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    That's one thing you'll never know now that you've stolen his cup. He'll probably end up with a hernia and have to report back to that doctor who'll shove a finger up his ass again. See what you've done?
     
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