This afternoon, I was at the gym. As I was about ready to leave, I put my gym bag down on a bench and I had went into the locker room office to say hello to the attendant, an old friend. I left the bag unattended for a few minutes. There were a couple of guys in the locker room, and a few others using the facilities. I went straight home from the gym. Afterwards, when I went back to my bag to put my used clothes into the laundry basket, I realized that my jockstrap and an used pair of briefs were missing from my bag; both items were on top of my stuff in my gym bag. Has this happened to anyone else? I'm flattered, I guess.