What exactly is the thinking that goes into a guy with a small penis lying about it to a potential hook-up? Really now? If you're lying about that with the intent of getting someone in bed with you, don't you think that, maybe-just maybe, at some point they might notice the thing you said is about the size of a salami is closer to a Vienna sausage?
I hooked up with this guy I met in a bar a couple nights ago, and during the course of the night he drunkenly told me he was packing 'like 8" on a good day.' Well when we were getting down to business in the back of his truck, I found out the only way that thing could be 8" is if he were standing face to face with a mirror and included his dick's reflection in his measurements. Had to be 4" at most. Why would someone lie about something like that? Did the thought not slip into his head that in about an hour I'd be seeing it up close and personal? Weird thing was, he was hot enough that he really wouldn't have needed to lie about it. Killer body, and he kinda looked like Jesse McCartney, but more masculine. And by lying about it, he actually lost more points with me than he would have if he had just came right out and said his weeny is teeny.
Makes no sense.
I hooked up with this guy I met in a bar a couple nights ago, and during the course of the night he drunkenly told me he was packing 'like 8" on a good day.' Well when we were getting down to business in the back of his truck, I found out the only way that thing could be 8" is if he were standing face to face with a mirror and included his dick's reflection in his measurements. Had to be 4" at most. Why would someone lie about something like that? Did the thought not slip into his head that in about an hour I'd be seeing it up close and personal? Weird thing was, he was hot enough that he really wouldn't have needed to lie about it. Killer body, and he kinda looked like Jesse McCartney, but more masculine. And by lying about it, he actually lost more points with me than he would have if he had just came right out and said his weeny is teeny.
Makes no sense.