Something Nice and/or Bad

[The Batman]

We all have seen those threads about saying something nice about the dick in the above post. Well, this post is a bit different.
Say something Nice and/or Bad about YOUR dick.
They could include
Nice (What do you really like the most about your dick?)
Bad (Say something about your dick that maybe you would like to change)

 

[MrBang]

nice: it is very veiny when it is hard.

bad: it bends slighty to the left,... which is a good thing in some positions,...

 

[D_Andy_Whorewall]

nice: it works every time all the time

bad: it doesn't get enough work

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

nice: I love my dick
bad: I am always playing with my dick

 

[Industrialsize]

nice: My dick is a showstopper
bad; My dick points straight down when hard. I would prefer it to point straight up

 

[vince]

Nice: It's very reliable.
Bad: It has a mind of it's own.