Shelby said:I eviscerated myself running through a sliding glass door when I was seventeen. Apparently I survived.
Shelby said:I eviscerated myself running through a sliding glass door when I was seventeen. Apparently I survived.
Dr. Dilznick said:
- I always had some little amoeba looking things that floated on my eyeball. I never knew if it was just me and never asked. I found out in science class while looking in a microscope trying to find the organism in the slide and I asked my lab partner if she had found it and she said, "I can't tell. I don't know if this is it or if it's those little things on your eyeball, you know." That was a great relief to me and one of the greatest learning experiences ever.
- One of my eyelids will flitter for a few days every few years. This is annoying. Because it's uncontrollable and motherfuckers think you're crazy or shifty.
Pecker said:And here I had nearly pissed my pants when I had told him what I did. Can you go to hell for stealing something that's free anyway?
tallguypns said:This one time when I was 33, I posted a unique statement to a forum to increase my post count.
Chuck64 said:I took the ACT and SAT exams in junior high as part of a Duke University program for "gifted" kids. I did better on both exams in 7th grade than I did my Senior year of high school. I think I'm slowly getting more and more stupid as time goes on.
Chuck64 said:I think I'm slowly getting more and more stupid as time goes on.
Pecker said:May I offer my sincerest condolences on your loss of Algernon.
tallguypns said:I know precisely what you mean. My days of erudition are long past. In fact, me feel stupider by the minute. Me used two be real brain now me no nuthin.
tallguypns said:I know precisely what you mean. My days of erudition are long past. In fact, me feel stupider by the minute. Me used two be real brain now me no nuthin.