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  1. jeff black

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    ...I feel like grabbing a giant fucking cherry pie. I want to take a bite of it, make all these tasty sounds and then...when people come around to see what's so good about this tasty flaky pastry... I shove the pie right in their face. Not to hurt them, just to see the reaction.

    Then, I'd like to laugh, and maybe skip merrily down the street. Anyone else ever get that urge?:biggrin1:


    On a personal side note, I've masturbated 9 times today, I'm a bit exhausted and in a ridiculously satirical mood. It's been a good day.
     
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    Did ya fuck and come in the cherry pie? :eek:
     
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    Davey, with all due respect... please don't invite me to one of your fucking dinner parties. I worry that the fudge may have shit in it, to give it that decadent brown colour.

    *hunts for the vomit emoticon*:biggrin1:
     
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    You really do not know the half ;)
     
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    :puke:::puke::puke:
    Found it.
     
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    And that was before you ate the carrots :cool:
     
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    Make it banana merangue, Jeff, and you're on.
     
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    Interesting. Pie, cake, bananas.... all tasty treats.

    Who's up for some nuts in the eye?
     
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    I could go for a nice slice of pecan pie right now. But I don't want nuts in my eye, thanks. ;)
     
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    Anderson's next to Presbyterian Hospital can help you with that, buddy.
     
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    Anderson's closed down. Elizabeth Ave. is totally torn up with construction, too.
     
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    That twinge in your intestines
    :eek: Now way! :cry:
     
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    Edit: Sometimes I wish I knew how to tie a tie.
     
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    I found the secret of eating and enjoying pecan pie. The secret is not to eat the entire thing. I don't go so well for getting rid if it later. Put it this way, I have not been bound up like that since my last SnM encounter.
     
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    Do you really not know how to tie a tie?
     
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    Dunno about Jeff, but I don't :redface:

    (I went to a community school where it was assumed there was no point in trying to make the little motherfuckers wear ties - also we would have just used as them as weapons :rolleyes:)
     
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    I figure a slice of pecan pie, is no different than a tasty buttertart, even though there is 7000 calories due to the high butter, sugar and nut content.:tongue:


    Well, to be honest, I can do the single windsor knot, and can do a double/full windsor on occasion, but I don't have alot of tie affairs, so it's a case of me forgetting how to do it.:redface:

    Yes, nothing like getting stabbed with a tie.:tongue:
     
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    Stabbed? No - not unless you don't wash them for a very long time. But they can be used as garottes or to tie up a victim - they are also very useful if you need something to hold to stop your victim recoiling too far while you hit him or her repeatedly in the face with a dictionary :smile:
     
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    Is it weird that I keep forgetting how to tie a tie? I don't wear them often, but when I do, I always have to re-learn how to do it or get someone else to do it for me...:confused:
     
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    Wow, where did you go to school, SNM High?:biggrin1: (sadism and masochism high, just incase my level of humour is not funny today):biggrin1:


    Not weird. I have the same issue.
     
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