Songs About Big Penises

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  1. Imported

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    thingsteal: I heard a mix CD my wife made recently and it included the song "Supernova" by Liz Phair, which was a modest hit in 1994. Here are some of the lyrics. I think Phair is talking about the guy's big dick:

    You walk in clouds of glitter and the sun reflects your eyes
    And everytime the wind blows, I can smell you in the sky
    Your kisses are as wicked as an F-16
    And you fuck like a volcano, and you're everything to me

    'Cause you're a human supernova
    A solar superman
    You're an angel with wings afire
    A flying, giant friction blast
    You're a giant, flying friction blast


    Who knows? Maybe she's talking about a heavy cummer, but "a giant, flying friction blast" sounds to me like she's talking about a guy with a big dick.

    Then there's the rumor about Madonna's "Like A Virgin" being completely about a gal fucking a really big dick for the first time:

    I made it through the wilderness
    Somehow I made it through
    Didn't know how lost I was
    Until I found you

    I was beat incomplete
    I'd been had, I was sad and blue
    But you made me feel
    Yeah, you made me feel
    Shiny and new

    Like a virgin
    Touched for the very first time
    Like a virgin
    When your heart beats
    Next to mine

    Gonna give you all my love, boy
    My fear is fading fast
    Been saving it all for you
    'Cause only love can last


    She's "like" a virgin. She's getting stuffed so full that she might as well be a virgin all over again. Then she likes it so much that she's "gonna give you all my love, boy, my fear is fading fast". Fear of a Big Dick.

    Any other big dick songs that you can think of?
     
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    H8Monga: I don't think Madonna's song was about a big penis. Rather it was finding true love and having sex with that lover for the first time.

    Madonna's been like a virgin way too many times... ::)
     
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    mindseye: I'm sure there are tons of obscure/indie songs about big penises. U-238 Special -- a local band where I went to school -- played a song simply called "My Dick's Bigger", for example. Ever heard of them? Of course not.

    In the commercial realm, you're likely to find innuendo (like the two songs you mentioned, though both are debatable), but nothing explicit.

    In the realm of commercial music, these come to mind (alphabetically by artist):

    • Aerosmith's "Big Ten Inch Record" was actually about a record, but made a lot of innuendo along the way.
    • Black Flag's "Who's Got The 10 1/2" was a live album with an in-joke -- the 10 1/2 belonged to their bassist (a woman).
    • Christine Lavin's "Air Conditioner" is about what she looks for in a guy...

      "I don't care what kinda lovin' you're into,
      or how big your *gasp* might be.
      All you need's an air conditioner,
      and you're the man for me."
    • Salt 'N' Pepa's "Shoop" asks, "What's up with that thang? I wanna know -- how does it hang?" The answer comes later in the song, "They want my bod, here's the hot rod, twelve inches to a yard."
    • In "Baby Got Back", Sir Mix-A-Lot boasts of his "anaconda", and claims "I'm long and I'm strong".
    • Apparently, size doesn't matter much to TLC. "Two inches or a yard? Rock hard, or if it's saggin?, I ain't too proud to beg."
     
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    [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=0#1 date=04/03/03 at 21:16:43]Madonna's been like a virgin way too many times...  ::)[/quote]

    Oh, please ... the only thing Madonna will ever do 'like a virgin' is have a baby in a stable.
     
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    I remember a line in the Vanity 6 song Nasty Girls: "I need seven inches or more."
     
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    jumbo747jet: You can't leave out the big hit by Beautiful south called "Perfect ten". There's not much doubt about what they're singing about.
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=mindseye link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=0#2 date=04/03/03 at 21:37:04][*]Apparently, size doesn't matter much to TLC.  "Two inches or a yard?  Rock hard, or if it's saggin?, I ain't too proud to beg."[/list]
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    Then what the hell happened to TLC?

    Look at their song "I'm Good at Being Bad"

    I need a crunk tight nigga
    Makes seven figgas
    Laced with a platinum
    Not the silver shit nigga
    X to L stigga
    Ten inch or bigga
    Know how to lick it and stick it
    Wha wha


    And look at their newest "Girl Talk"

    You see I had this brother who was mad at me
    Cuz I told my home girl that he wasn't packin'
    Told the truth so I really don't give a damn
    That I spilled the beans on his little short stem man (oh)
    Some of y'all be foolin' us
    Big feet big hands just plain big
    The sex ain't worth a damn
    We women wanna know these things
    If y'all got the bat but not the swang


    Put in work
    If you don't want the girl to talk
    And you don't want your feelings hurt
    Put in work
    Cause if you don't
    That girl's just gon' go spreadin' the word


    Girls talkin' got ya all caught out there
    Why you thinkin' that it's all about ya
    Forget she told me everything about ya
    But the girls are talkin'
    The girls are talkin'
    Girls talk about the booty too
    About the way a brother is hangin' too
    When you didn't think that nobody knew
    You see the girls are talkin'
    The girls are talkin'


    Listen y'all need to know this
    That we'll straight up go tell your business
    So if you're gonna come you better come with it
    If you ain't swingin' just put your tongue in it (oh)
    Some of y'all be killin me
    Thinkin' you got powers like Austin
    But you're more like Mini-Me
    And when you finally get your blood flowin'
    It be lookin' like a pinky with a glove on it


    Put in work
    If you don't want the girl to talk
    And you don't want your feelings hurt
    Put in work
    Cause if you don't
    That girl's just gon' go spreadin' the word


    Girls talkin' got ya all caught out there
    Why you thinkin' that it's all about ya
    Forget she told me everything about ya
    But the girls are talkin'
    The girls are talkin'
    Girls talk about the booty too
    About the way a brother is hangin' too
    When you didn't think that nobody knew
    You see the girls are talkin'


    I have been fans of TLC since 1992 and I felt slammed by that song...
     
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    shoes: missy elliot had a huge hit a few months ago!

    "work it"

    lyrics:

    Is it worth it, let me work it
    I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
    If you got a big [elephant], let me search it
    To find out how hard I gotta work ya
     
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    tinytodge: well Ivor Biggun made plenty of songs about dicks and stuff.
    Also the Jellyfish song He's My Best Friend is about your dick (tho not becessarily a whopper!)
     
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    There is a song, of Caribbean origin I think, called Nine Inch Please a Lady.
     
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    mortis: wow i never would have guessed there were that many obvious ones by TLC and stuff...

    a lot of you are probably aware of this, but there's debate over what madonna's 'like a virgin' is about at the very start of the movie 'reservoir dogs', and yes, one of the guys claims that it's about her first time with a 'john holmes' kind of dick...
     
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    thingsteal: Duh, thanks for reminding me of Missy Elliot's "Work It" - how could I have missed that one?
     
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    Slingshot: Mabel, by Goldfinger, is quiet explicit.

    "Then on Tuesday, Mable left me
    I heard she's goin' out with Charlie
    She saw his package; from what I know, she said:
    "That looks like a tube of cookie dough!"

    Mine, she said then, looks like a small
    pencil with a broken lead..."
     
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    bigtom: What about "Short Dick Man", by 20 fingers?

    Sure, it's not specifically about 'large' penises, but it's always nice to dance to this song with a big dick sitting in your pants.

    A selection of the lyrics are as follows:

    Don't want no short dick man
    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man
    Don't want don't want don't want

    What in the world is that thing?
    Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
    That has got to be the smallest dick
    I've ever seen in my whole life
     
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    Less graphic is the Beatles' query to Ringo Starr:


    What do you see when you turn out the light?

    I can't tell you but I know it's mine.


    Pecker
     
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    drrionelli: Didn't 2 Live Crew have a song out called "Dick Almighty" which addressed the topic at hand (so to speak)?
     
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    [quote author=drrionelli link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=15#15 date=04/06/03 at 14:47:09]Didn't 2 Live Crew have a song out called "Dick Almighty" which addressed the topic at hand (so to speak)?[/quote]

    I was wondering when someone would mention 2 Live Crew.
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=bilbobagginsx link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=0#14 date=04/06/03 at 05:28:02]Less graphic is the Beatles' query to Ringo Starr:


    What do you see when you turn out the light?

    I can't tell you but I know it's mine.


    Pecker[/quote]

    THAT was sexual?! :eek: Man I AM dumb! How could I have missed that? :-[
     
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    Shaolin: Well, Ludacris calls himself "King Dingaling" and "The 'Lightskindeded' Version Of Mandingo".

    I remember the song "Get Naked" by Methods of Mayhem feat. Tommy Lee, Lil' Kim and others. Lil Kim said something like "Under seven inches...sorry."
     
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    H8Monga: Lil Kim is also a lil whore.

    I've been a lot of places
    Seen a lot of faces
    Ah hell I even fucked with different races
    A white dude his name was John
    He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
    He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
    And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
    Dan my nigga from Down South
    Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
    And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
    And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
    That's what I liked about him
    He ate my pussy from dark till the morning
    And called his girl up and told her we was boning
    Puertorican papi, he used to be Deacon
    But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
    And this black dude I called King Kong
    He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

    MC Lyte offered a glimmer of hope for me... even if I'm not a ruffneck...

    need a ruffneck
    I need a man that's quick and swift
    To put out the spliff and get stiff
    Boxer shorts and everything is fitting large
    But he don't gotta be large to be in charge
     
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