Songs About Big Penises

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fastfastr: Sugar Hill Gang --

"He might satisfy you with his little worm, but I will knock you out with my SUPER SPERM!"

Direct enough????
 
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Solis24: I have an mp3 of barbershop style men singers singing about how the world is such in a terrible shape and that the guy, in order to feel better about himself just takes a look at his enormous penis and his worries fly away or something. if you catch me on yahoo or msn or icq or something i can send it to you.
 
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H8Monga: [quote author=Solis24 link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=12#21 date=04/09/03 at 17:36:42]I have an mp3 of barbershop style men singers singing about how the world is such in a terrible shape and that the guy, in order to feel better about himself just takes a look at his enormous penis and his worries fly away or something. if you catch me on yahoo or msn or icq or something i can send it to you.[/quote]

I wonder how far from the truth that is? ::)

What's the name of it?
 
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wvu_kerq: king missle: detachable penis... not about a big dick but still a funny song. :D
 

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Today at the bar, one of the drag performers did a song from the late 70's or erly 80's called Sensuous Black Man. The artist was named Black Angel. After the show, I asked the performer to play back the song again so I could get some of the lyrics just for this thread. The most amusing was "You're kinda large, but when I see a big, black, shiny, greasy dick like that, my pussy almost jump outa my drawers!" It's so good to know that those classic romantic ballads ever go out of style! :D
 
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H8Monga: Grace Jones...

Pull up to my bumper baby,
In your long black limosine,
Pull up to my bumper baby,
And drive it in between.
 
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lttle1: [quote author=bigtom link=board=meetgreet;num=1049431982;start=12#13 date=04/06/03 at 04:24:25]What about "Short Dick Man", by 20 fingers?

Sure, it's not specifically about 'large' penises, but it's always nice to dance to this song with a big dick sitting in your pants.

A selection of the lyrics are as follows:

Don't want no short dick man
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life

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Hey BigTom, did you ever wonder what it's like to be small and dancing in the room when that song plays? I'm not criticising you for feeling "nice" when you hear it -- you're entitled to enjoy being well hung, and it's not your fault if other guys are small. I'm just curious how you, and any others who would like to comment, would feel if you heard the song and thought about small guys being in the room too, or even knew a small guy in the room.
 
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H8Monga: Actually I like the song, but... it does kind of tug on some strings and some of the things they say make me ashamed. I know I could never be with any of them... and they were some GOOD looking gals... :(
 
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like_a_UB_Bull: Someone mentioned King Missile (Now known as King Missile 3). I did an interview with them earlier this year, then reviewed their show. I'm a reporter at the university newspaper. Anyway, they have another song called a "A Good Hard Look" which talks about how "It's time that we so-called sensitive men stopped kidding ourselves about how guys in the marines, garage mechanics and generally macho guys are insecure about their masculinity b/c the have little dicks, b/c that's crap and we all know it. Guys in the military, construction workers, football players, they have bigger dicks then you and I, and we might as well just accept it."
It goes on, and it's hilarious, for us anyway. I reccomend it as a download, especially since they were assholes to interview.
 
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gigantikok: Just recently an obscure song by a somewhat popular punk band called Fenix TX was obviously about a large member. The song is called "Big Cock". The lyrics are innuendo about farmers having a large rooster, and it is a really stupid song, but it is obvious what they are talking about.
 
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Rayolin: Fenix TX! woohoo! havent heard anything from them for awhile... all the songs i can think of have already been posted.... except for one by an obscure local band who have a song titled "Touch My Junk"
 
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blo-gasm: Not quite on the same line, but everyone's forgetting the obvious!

"Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and frow..."

hah
 
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schlozski: Blink 182 is recording a song called "I want a Horse's Penis in my butt" that is supposed to come out during the summer of this year.
 
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souldoubt: From Monty Pythons "The Meaning Of Life"

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.
 

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There's one on the gunnerworld website. I don't know the name but the refrain in English goes: "Open you mouth, and close your eyes, big daddy's got a sweet suprise." Anyone know the title? I tried googling it, but didn't find anything.
 

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The Notorious B.I.G.

To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes
Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club sipping Moët is where you'll find me
The back of the club, macking hoes, my crew's behind me
Mad question asking, blunt passing, music blasting
But I just can't quit
Cause one of these honies Biggie gots to creep with
Sleep with, keep the ep a secret, why not?
Why blow up my spot cause we both got hot?
Now check it: I got more mack than Craig and in the bed
Believe me sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy, I got mad friends with Benzes
C-notes by the layers, true fucking players
Jump in the Rover and come over, tell your friends jump in the GS3
I got the chronic by the tree
 

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Barnes and Barnes had a song:

There's a penis in my butt.

Hurting me hurting me hurting me.

There's a penis in my butt. Tonight.

It's not that I'm gay.

At least til today.

Someone take it away.

There's a big penis in there, I know.

And it's ripping up my poor ass...ho..ho...hole....



It's better with the music. But not much.
 

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The first song on this list should have been "Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree":

Well my heart knows me better than I know myself
So I'm gonna let it do all the talking.
I came across a place in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse and a cherry tree.

I felt a little fear upon my back
He said "Don't look back, just keep on walking."
When the big black horse said, "Hey lady!" {When the big black horse said, "Look this way"}
Said, "Look this way, will you marry me?" {Said, "Hey, lady, will you marry me?"}

But I said no, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no, no-no-no
I said no, no, you're not the one for me

And my heart hit a problem, in the early hours,
So I stopped it dead for a beat or two.
But I cut some cord, and I shouldn't have done it,
And it won't forgive me after all these years

So I sent it to a place in the middle of nowhere
With a big black horse and a cherry tree.
Now it won't come back, 'cause it's oh so happy
And now I've got a hole for the world to see

And it said no, no, no, no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me
No, no, no, no-no-no-no
Said no, no, you're not the one for me

{Not the one for me}

Her 'hole for the world to see' seems like her well fucked pussy, fucked by a big black horse-cock that took her big-cock cherry.
 

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Well this thread was brought back from the dead, and I don't think I saw this one yet.

"Gigantic"
by The Pixies

And this I know
His teeth as white as snow
What a gas it was to see him
Walk her every day
Into a shady place
With her lips she said
She said

Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball [3x]

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love

Lovely legs they are
What a big black mess
What a hunk of love
Walk her every day into a shady place
He's like the dark, but I'd want him

Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball [3x]

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big big love