Any song by an EMO band... Particaularly the ones wher the little boys singing try to sound like they're on the verge of crying(in other words, all of them)
Or where they compare love to death...
It doesn't make me want to kill myself, just everyone around me(particularly the ones with those stupid haircuts and wirst scars and eye liner...)
Remember people:
Down the road, not across the street. If you're gonna cut, make it count!
One less bastard in line at the store, one less asshole in traffic... It's gonna be a bright world the day after you kill yourself.