OMG this sketch comedy show called Amy Schumer on the Comedy Channel had a great skit where they parodied some song that I have not ever heard, (I think it's by One Direction) and the parody was "Girl You Don't Need Makeup" and it was stuck in my head for two weeks!
Some of my fave lyrics were:
I didn't realize that your lashes were so stubby and pale
Just a little mascara and you'll look female
Girl, I gotta get real with you
I've had a lot of regrets in my life
I regret missing my father's funeral
To audition for The Voice
I regret being high when my niece was born
But most of all
I regret telling you not to wear makeup
That's on me
But what's on you is hopefully more makeup
See, it's like I tore up a shag carpet
Assuming there were hardwood floors underneath
But it turned out being just dirty linoleum
These are just metaphors, girl
But they are about your face