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Bella the Butcher
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Bella Gunness was a lady fair in Indiana state.
She weighed about three hundred pounds and that is quite some weight.
That she was stronger than a man her neighbors all did own.
She butchered hogs right easily and did it all alone.
But hogs were just a sideline she indulged in now and then.
Her favorite occupation was the butchering of men.
To keep her cleaver busy Bella would run an ad.
And men would come scurrying with all the cash they had.
Now some say Belle killed only ten and some say forty two.
It was hard to tell exactly but there were quite a few.
Where Belle is now no one knows but my advice is fair.
If a widow advertises for a man with cash beware!
Bella Gunness was a lady fair in Indiana state.
She weighed about three hundred pounds and that is quite some weight.
That she was stronger than a man her neighbors all did own.
She butchered hogs right easily and did it all alone.
But hogs were just a sideline she indulged in now and then.
Her favorite occupation was the butchering of men.
To keep her cleaver busy Bella would run an ad.
And men would come scurrying with all the cash they had.
Now some say Belle killed only ten and some say forty two.
It was hard to tell exactly but there were quite a few.
Where Belle is now no one knows but my advice is fair.
If a widow advertises for a man with cash beware!
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