Soooooooooo, I`m dating this guy and....

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Ok, so he's delusional, hard 24/7, makes you laugh, and can tolerate your furry little ass....

Ding, ding, ding! I think we have a winner!!!
 

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Ok, so he's delusional, hard 24/7, makes you laugh, and can tolerate your furry little ass....

Ding, ding, ding! I think we have a winner!!!
We didn`t have sex, yet. I`m trying not to be a hoe and all.....but when we made out, woooooooooooooow, the fucker was hard! Did I tell you he is a hairy little monster? :smile:
but he has an average dick!!!!! My standards are low, I have hit the rock botom :eek:
 

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We didn`t have sex, yet. I`m trying not to be a hoe and all.....but when we made out, woooooooooooooow, the fucker was hard! Did I tell you he is a hairy little monster? :smile:
but he has an average dick!!!!! My standards are low, I have hit the rock botom :eek:

Oh, Luka. Don't worry. You'll always be a ho in my heart :kiss:. As to cock size, bah! Rock bottom, my ass (so to speaki :tongue:)! It's a dick, it's hard, he makes you laugh. No matter how horny you are, you cannot spend all your time fucking. Better like the entire man than judge him on just the few inches between his legs.

Anyway, he's hairy - now we can have a matching set! Luka and Ling-Ling! Matching Pandas....sooooo damn adorable!
 

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We didn`t have sex, yet. I`m trying not to be a hoe and all.....but when we made out, woooooooooooooow, the fucker was hard! Did I tell you he is a hairy little monster? :smile:
but he has an average dick!!!!! My standards are low, I have hit the rock botom :eek:

Ain't nothing wrong with average... everything going on together equals a total package...

you made out and felt his hard cock and kept yourself from having sex ?
You got lots more control that I give you credit for Luka...

psssssst... and I won't tell anyone....... but YOU ARE nice, damnit.. you ARE!
 

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Well, it was good while it lasted!
NEXT!!!!!

Damn it Luka! Did you let him see the basement???? That is THIRD date material! I thought we went over this! *sigh*
 

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Hahahah
And we didn`t fuck! I`m saving myself for someone special, someone with an 11 inch dick!!!
Now that I grew my hymen back I can pretend I`m a virgin!
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