sophie marceau's fat, juicy, ubersuckable, well textured, thimble sized nip slip

[Boobalaa]

oh wow..I just realized..this is that chick , the princess in Braveheart?!..damn man..wake the fuck up!!..Thanks for that slap in the face

 

[B_capslock]

You mean that its the fat fawking monster titted princess in BraveNipple!!

god damn wrinkly, taunt, compressed suck ready monster nip. Fawkin' hang up yoru winter coat kinda nip. God damn "raise the blast doors, raise the blast door" kind of nip. Shit, did you hear what Geroge Lucas is doing. he's re-editing star wars yet agains just because of this shot. now obi wan kenobi says "thats no moons, its Sophie's nip!".

It was annunced last week that nasa is launching a coperative US/french/Playboy satalite to study, yes you guessed it, her monster nip. grainy, ambiguous clips will follow...

target stores nation wide are chaning their logo to, you guessed it, Sophie's nip. As a result the store's facade needs to be enlarged to accomodate such a large logo. Now when you order a drink at macdonalds, you have the choice of small, medium, large, and sophie's nip. I hear mythbusters are going to feature her nip in an upcomming show. Discovery channel already have volunteers who signed up to climb her nip.

Supposedly Bentley autombile are going to featuring a nodule laden, super textured leather option for their cars called Sophie's nip. the International Society of blind people said that Sophie's uber-nip will be featured in their future brail reading classes. it will be used to describe two words: "big" and "holy shit!". All across beverlyhills, girls are appearing in plastic surgery clinic asking for the Sophie Special. In some cases, there's no tit left.. its just one big nipple on the girl's chest.

When we showed our bunker buster bomb to the iranians, they still didn't falter.. but when they saw Sophie's WMD nip, they backed out of france. After seeing Sophie's nip, Bush now want to invade france. While breast feeding, Sophie's kids developed stretch marks around their lips. Now they look like Steve tyler's children.

You don't tease Sophie's nip during foreplay, you order a ground, sea and air strike on that nip meat!

 

[burns1de]

You mean that its the fat fawking monster titted princess in BraveNipple!!

god damn wrinkly, taunt, compressed suck ready monster nip. Fawkin' hang up yoru winter coat kinda nip. God damn "raise the blast doors, raise the blast door" kind of nip. Shit, did you hear what Geroge Lucas is doing. he's re-editing star wars yet agains just because of this shot. now obi wan kenobi says "thats no moons, its Sophie's nip!".

It was annunced last week that nasa is launching a coperative US/french/Playboy satalite to study, yes you guessed it, her monster nip. grainy, ambiguous clips will follow...

target stores nation wide are chaning their logo to, you guessed it, Sophie's nip. As a result the store's facade needs to be enlarged to accomodate such a large logo. Now when you order a drink at macdonalds, you have the choice of small, medium, large, and sophie's nip. I hear mythbusters are going to feature her nip in an upcomming show. Discovery channel already have volunteers who signed up to climb her nip.

Supposedly Bentley autombile are going to featuring a nodule laden, super textured leather option for their cars called Sophie's nip. the International Society of blind people said that Sophie's uber-nip will be featured in their future brail reading classes. it will be used to describe two words: "big" and "holy shit!". All across beverlyhills, girls are appearing in plastic surgery clinic asking for the Sophie Special. In some cases, there's no tit left.. its just one big nipple on the girl's chest.

When we showed our bunker buster bomb to the iranians, they still didn't falter.. but when they saw Sophie's WMD nip, they backed out of france. After seeing Sophie's nip, Bush now want to invade france. While breast feeding, Sophie's kids developed stretch marks around their lips. Now they look like Steve tyler's children.

You don't tease Sophie's nip during foreplay, you order a ground, sea and air strike on that nip meat!

LMAO, keep those coming, I'm laughing like crazy here. :biggrin1:

 

[bobabooey69]

You mean that its the fat fawking monster titted princess in BraveNipple!!

:18::18::18::18:

 

[B_capslock]

if her Expresso sauser plate sized nips were a frozen dinner, they'd be Swansons Hungry Man. Someone mistakened Mandingo for being asian when they saw his dick next to Sophie's gnarled swollen nip. From space, besides the land mass of africa, sophie's nip is identifyable. On my 17" powerbook, sophie's nip make me feel like its a 12" screen. When using Sophie's nip for the "got Milk" campaign, the FCC stepped in claiming false advertising regarding the world's milk supply.

Sophie's thimble busting, sweater defying, bra denting nipple has no natural predators in the clothing world. even in layered winter clothing, people ask her what the two chest buttons on her coat are for if there are no chest pockets. On the newer, more sensative metal detectors at airports, Sophie's nips can set them off.

the M1 abrams tank has recentlly been "sohpie's nip certified" to hit a target the size of her nipple while traveling at 30mph. Sometimes when our carrier group is station in the south of france, Sophie's nips have been know to show up on radar while she's sun bathing. Twice whe have almost gone to war with france, believing that it was a first strike.

When the shuttle colombia took off on its last flight, a piece of foam from the external tank tore a hole on the shuttle's wing that was the size of Sophie's nip.

When the women of LPSG were asked if they could choose what they could mount: a distinquished LSPG member's member or sophie's nip, half the women choose Sohpie's nip. The other half didn't because they said that they couldn't handle the size.

When sophie was born, her nips rubbed against her mom's G-spot and caused her to orgasm.

The autombile industry invented the highbeam feature of our cars not because of safety, but because of Sophie's nips.

God damn do I worship that nip. I would conquer Troy for that nip. thats a damn mythological nip.

I should start a religion based upon that nip.. instead of scientology, there would just be her nip. That well mileaged, well tweaked, much tederized, tongue teasing, lip locking, shirt tearing, finger locking, dick bruising, eye poking, inverted nip envying, bra denting, swimsuit perferating, school boy hard-on enducing, marriage ending, wank inspiring, prostrate excercising, forskin snapping, cock grabbing, crotch squeezing, pupil widening, heart rate accelerating, kidney stone passing, taliban confusing, right wing frightening, FCC panicing, dick engorging, baby feeding, tooth chipping, fat round wrinkley bumpy nipple would lead us all to a higher plane.

Any takers?

God Damn it i want that gag reflex enducing, Labarynth wrinkled, cold weather hardened, sheer blouse betraying, foreplay mammarian speed bump of a nip in my mouth, testing the suction power of my lungs, dexterity of my tongue, near 0 PSI rated seal of my lips, as well as the GI joe vice grips of my fingers. I want to brail read those textured nips to see if I can predict the future. I want to lift those Mammy-Mammaries using nothing but nip power! I want to twist them about 90 degs to see if they cause time traveling. I want to mash her nips together and see if I can produce a spark by rubbing them together.

God bless those nips. each and every one!!!

 

[burns1de]

Dude... I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you should write a book about Sophie Marceau's boner-inducing, skeet-producing, sexually-arousing, straight-converting, power-grabbing, analogy-generating nipple. I would buy 150 copies and build a replica of her nip using those very books, after memorizing every word in it.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[7inchgirth71]

i seen bigger real nips on some cows at newbie nudes, meaning the rest of the woman was big as hell

 

[B_capslock]

Dude... I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you should write a book about Sophie Marceau's boner-inducing, skeet-producing, sexually-arousing, straight-converting, power-grabbing, analogy-generating nipple. I would buy 150 copies and build a replica of her nip using those very books, after memorizing every word in it.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

If I "wrote" a book about her fat monster nip, it would have few words and it would most likely be a pop-up book, with a possible scratch-n-sniff section.

 

[B_capslock]

i seen bigger real nips on some cows at newbie nudes, meaning the rest of the woman was big as hell

the ONLY thing big right now is Sophie's plump, tectured, tawnt, bump-laden, mouth enveloping, gag-reflex enducing, medeterainean-brown nip, and my schlong. That woman is fine. She's a mother of two, so those nips got that motherly mileage on them, and pehaps she had the surrounding boob medically altered as many hollywood mums do, but she is a fine lady.

Bite your tongue!!!

here's a video of me gnawing on sophie's nip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-swSqVjzTSE

 

[burns1de]

If I "wrote" a book about her fat monster nip, it would have few words and it would most likely be a pop-up book, with a possible scratch-n-sniff section.

Then, you should invent one of those 3D puzzles and make a replica of Sophie's giant, heavy, tasty, salty, pokey nip. The puzzle would have 700,000 pieces and would take 10 years to complete.

the ONLY thing big right now is Sophie's plump, tectured, tawnt, bump-laden, mouth enveloping, gag-reflex enducing, medeterainean-brown nip, and my schlong. That woman is fine. She's a mother of two, so those nips got that motherly mileage on them, and pehaps she had the surrounding boob medically altered as many hollywood mums do, but she is a fine lady.

Bite your tongue!!!

here's a video of me gnawing on sophie's nip...

YouTube - Lhasa Apso Chewy plays with red toy

Dude, you're fucking hairy... also, you look like a dog.

BTW, screw the Freedom Tower - they should just build a monolith in honour of Sophie's nip where the WTC used to be. It would be an unmovable, sexy object.

 

[Boobalaa]

gettin sappy over sophie

 

[B_capslock]

I think you mean this....

YouTube - Sophie Marceau "Angel"

 

[B_capslock]

hey, if you look at the slomo clip here, it looks like she did it on purpose!!! you see the strap slipping down, and then she nudge her shoulder to induce it, not stop it....

YouTube - Minuto de fama

She's pushing 40, and after two hyngry children hangingoff that thing, its most likely whe had some reconstruction so that she won't look like a woman on national geographic. Hey, more power to her, she knows what gets us guys goin'. regardless to what she did to the boob itself, that youtube compression defying, hardened, chilled but not stirred, lucious, juicy, plump, monster nip is all naturale

 

[Spawnvision]

Photoshopped.. deff!

 

[B_capslock]

.....using the phat-bumpy-gnarled-nip filter no doubt..

 

[submit452]

Mon Dieu! Ce'st Magnifique Elle avais beau seine!! I've loved her since The world is not enough. Thanks for the mamaries and I've also loved her GREAT thighs too.

 

[B_capslock]

her and eva green... I could mash their 4 boobies into one and go slurpy-slurpy ping-pong on them!