if her Expresso sauser plate sized nips were a frozen dinner, they'd be Swansons Hungry Man. Someone mistakened Mandingo for being asian when they saw his dick next to Sophie's gnarled swollen nip. From space, besides the land mass of africa, sophie's nip is identifyable. On my 17" powerbook, sophie's nip make me feel like its a 12" screen. When using Sophie's nip for the "got Milk" campaign, the FCC stepped in claiming false advertising regarding the world's milk supply.
Sophie's thimble busting, sweater defying, bra denting nipple has no natural predators in the clothing world. even in layered winter clothing, people ask her what the two chest buttons on her coat are for if there are no chest pockets. On the newer, more sensative metal detectors at airports, Sophie's nips can set them off.
the M1 abrams tank has recentlly been "sohpie's nip certified" to hit a target the size of her nipple while traveling at 30mph. Sometimes when our carrier group is station in the south of france, Sophie's nips have been know to show up on radar while she's sun bathing. Twice whe have almost gone to war with france, believing that it was a first strike.
When the shuttle colombia took off on its last flight, a piece of foam from the external tank tore a hole on the shuttle's wing that was the size of Sophie's nip.
When the women of LPSG were asked if they could choose what they could mount: a distinquished LSPG member's member or sophie's nip, half the women choose Sohpie's nip. The other half didn't because they said that they couldn't handle the size.
When sophie was born, her nips rubbed against her mom's G-spot and caused her to orgasm.
The autombile industry invented the highbeam feature of our cars not because of safety, but because of Sophie's nips.
God damn do I worship that nip. I would conquer Troy for that nip. thats a damn mythological nip.
I should start a religion based upon that nip.. instead of scientology, there would just be her nip. That well mileaged, well tweaked, much tederized, tongue teasing, lip locking, shirt tearing, finger locking, dick bruising, eye poking, inverted nip envying, bra denting, swimsuit perferating, school boy hard-on enducing, marriage ending, wank inspiring, prostrate excercising, forskin snapping, cock grabbing, crotch squeezing, pupil widening, heart rate accelerating, kidney stone passing, taliban confusing, right wing frightening, FCC panicing, dick engorging, baby feeding, tooth chipping, fat round wrinkley bumpy nipple would lead us all to a higher plane.
Any takers?
God Damn it i want that gag reflex enducing, Labarynth wrinkled, cold weather hardened, sheer blouse betraying, foreplay mammarian speed bump of a nip in my mouth, testing the suction power of my lungs, dexterity of my tongue, near 0 PSI rated seal of my lips, as well as the GI joe vice grips of my fingers. I want to brail read those textured nips to see if I can predict the future. I want to lift those Mammy-Mammaries using nothing but nip power! I want to twist them about 90 degs to see if they cause time traveling. I want to mash her nips together and see if I can produce a spark by rubbing them together.
God bless those nips. each and every one!!!