Kinky. :tongue:
I did the Altoids trick once ... guy didn't like it. =/
I wouldn't be up for sore throat spray, yuck. I remember reading a story that suggested spraying sunburn medication (Solarcaine) on a guy's dick to numb it to prevent premature ejaculation ... yeeeah, you're not putting that thing into me pal.
Oh, Sweetie, you reminded of a story I promised not to tell because, basically, I knew I had no one to tell until I found this forum! LOL!
Don't know if you ever heard of Biofreeze, but it's a topical liniment that you rub on your joints to relieve pain. It kind of burns deep, and makes it feel better. Well, I had a particularly hard day working in this tiny bathroom I was remodeling, and my back really hurt that night.
So I rubbed some Biofreeze up and down my spine in my lower back before I went to bed. The burn started to make me feel better.
Then my darling husband jumps in bed, snuggles up close and spoons me from behind. We were both in the buff and I could feel he was in the mood, but I begged off with a promise of a special reward for being patient.
In a few minutes he sat upright in bed and so quickly that it woke me from my near sleep. I knew something was wrong. I asked him if he was ok, and he said no, that his penis was on fire, and he was worried. He swore to me that he had been completely faithful, but there was something seriously wrong.
I know it pissed him off that I was so uncaring that I was laughing at him because he kept saying "it's not really funny, I'm serious." Then I told him about the Biofreeze, and he immediately jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom to wash off. It continued to burn a little when he came back to bed, and I giggled myself to sleep.
Each giggle would shake the bed and he would almost yell "It's not that funny!" which would make me giggle even more. I'm still giggling now!