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  1. Imported

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    bigcock: I just wanted to say to everyone again here...I'm sorry for fibbing... and changing my measurement to 9.5x7.25 when in reality I'm just 9.25x6.75...I guess even at 9 plus I get jealous of the those with 10-14 x 7.5-10 girth...I hope everyone here will forgive me. I guess even me at 9 plus even though statistically large still feels just small...9.25x6.75 and that's just what I am!!!!!!
     
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    bigcock: I just want to be known as BigT again :'(
     
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    7x6andchg: Well you can change that in your profile....anytime.

    And anything 9+ is NOT small... ;D

    Your honesty, some would say, is refreshing.

    7x6&C
     
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    AnonyMs: Sweetie: Anyone who could tell the difference between 6.75 girth and 7.25 girth would be standing too close, if you get my drift....

    You are among friends here... here... have a fresh baked cookie and some milk... feeling better now, sugar?
     
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    awellhungboi: Aw, BigT don't worry about it. I mean we're talking fractions of inches here. You're okay in my book. :)
     
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    To paraphrase Everett Dirksen:

    An inch here, an inch there, pretty soon you're talking a lot of length.

    Pecker

    (My grandmother is over ninety and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.)
     
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    Ineligible: I respect you a lot, BigT, for telling the truth.

    It takes a BIG man to do that.
     
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    7x6andchg: Well said, Ineligible, well said indeed.

    7x6&C
     
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    jackinman: [quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1063065057;start=0#5 date=09/08/03 at 17:20:55]
    Pecker

    (My grandmother is over ninety and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.)[/quote]


    :D :D :D Pecker, you made me laugh real loud 3 times already today buddy, thanks again for those titles.

    Hey BigT, don't worry about it too much. We won't send an official dick measurer to your house to check if you're lying or not. Your fine buddy.
     
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    H8Monga: Funny... I didn't notice a difference... :-[
     
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    Tender: well this is my first post so i sorta dont know what im doing lol
    anyway.
    i think the your name is cute.
    im sure youre fine whatever fractions were fibbed.
    ;)
     
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    BigT and all other members and givers of stats: Your confessional post makes me recognize the need of a professional measurer volunteer, you know, just as a double check.

    I hereby offer my services and am now making a list. If you are interested, just notify me for getting your name added. First come, first served!
     
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    bigcock: Thank you guys and I'm back. You guys truly are a great bunch of people and I'm glad I didin't have to leave the site and was welcomed back. Ineligible, thank you...your one of a kind. Roys Toy...thanks for making me laugh. I feel great again. I'm turning 21 next Tuesday and will remeasure and let all know how I make out, hopefully I'm bigger but this time I'll post what ever I get honestly , thanks again! Thanks for making me ;D again!!!!!!!
     
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    AnonyMs: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1063065057;start=0#11 date=09/09/03 at 09:08:06]BigT and all other members and givers of stats:  Your confessional post makes me recognize the need of a professional measurer volunteer, you know, just as a double check.

    I hereby offer my services and am now making a list.  If you are interested, just notify me for getting your name added.   First come, first served!  [/quote]
    Uh, Roy... we women in the Ladies' Auxiliary have long claimed first dibs on any measuring duties to be done... just so you know...
     
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    bigcock: Thanks Anony MS...your welcome to measure any time hon...thanks again for welcoming me back!
     
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    sammygirly: Uh yeah, hey now - ladies first buster.

    It's our LPSG-given right! The whole reason we formed the Auxilary! Our Raison-d'etre!

    Don't mess with the system!
     
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    Well, ladies, if I go in drag would it help keep the system in tact? Maybe I can force myself to do so, for such an honorable privilege! Oh, and of course, my tool would be well hiden, as much as possible.
     
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    wvalady1968: We don't care if you wear a gorilla costume, Buddy! Go to the back of the line!

    :D
     
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    AnonyMs: I have an idea! Roy - why don't we measure you first? And then you can have first shot at measuring as we pass 'em on down the line? That way, you do not have to deal with that whole panty hose issue which, believe me, sucks.
     
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    sneeking to the back of the line with his tail between his legs -- hummmm, feels good!
     
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