Sound Familiar?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by bignfloppy, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. bignfloppy

    bignfloppy Member

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    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you sling them o'er your sholder . . .
    . . .like a Continental soldier?

    Do your balls . . .

    . . . hang . . .

    . . . low?

    A friend of mine used to always sing this with "boobs." She would use gestures and pretend to act it out, too. She was a riot.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Just so you hear the tune:

    http://www.gotlaughs.com/funflash/boobs_hang_low.cfm

    Here are the words:

    Do your balls hang low?
    Do they swing to and fro?
    Can you tie ’em in a knot?
    Can you tie ’em in a bow?

    * Can you throw ’em over your shoulder,
    * Like a European soldier?

    Can you do the double shuffle,
    When your balls hang low?

    CHORUS: Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
    If you can’t find a woman, find a clean old man.
    If you’re ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
    Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

    OTHER VERSES (same as original verse, except you replace the * lines with the following):
    Do they make a lusty clamor,
    when you hit ’em with a hammer?

    Can you bounce ’em off the wall,
    like an Indian rubber ball?

    Do they make a hollow sound,
    when you drag ’em on the ground?

    Do you feel a mellow tingle,
    when you hit ’em with a shingle?

    Do they squeal like dogs,
    When you tromp ’em with your clogs?

    Do they have a salty taste,
    When you wrap ’em round your waist?

    Do they chime like a gong,
    when you pull upon your dong?
     
  3. D_Barbi_Queue

    D_Barbi_Queue Account Disabled

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    And of course the kid's version is "Do your ears hang low?" - damn, I'm becoming too domesticated!
     
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