Sound Familiar?

[2265]

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you sling them o'er your sholder . . .
. . .like a Continental soldier?

Do your balls . . .

. . . hang . . .

. . . low?

A friend of mine used to always sing this with "boobs." She would use gestures and pretend to act it out, too. She was a riot.

 

[Pecker]

Just so you hear the tune:

http://www.gotlaughs.com/funflash/boobs_hang_low.cfm

Here are the words:

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?

* Can you throw ’em over your shoulder,
* Like a European soldier?

Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

CHORUS: Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can’t find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you’re ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

OTHER VERSES (same as original verse, except you replace the * lines with the following):
Do they make a lusty clamor,
when you hit ’em with a hammer?

Can you bounce ’em off the wall,
like an Indian rubber ball?

Do they make a hollow sound,
when you drag ’em on the ground?

Do you feel a mellow tingle,
when you hit ’em with a shingle?

Do they squeal like dogs,
When you tromp ’em with your clogs?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap ’em round your waist?

Do they chime like a gong,
when you pull upon your dong?

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

And of course the kid's version is "Do your ears hang low?" - damn, I'm becoming too domesticated!