Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you sling them o'er your sholder . . . . . .like a Continental soldier? Do your balls . . . . . . hang . . . . . . low? A friend of mine used to always sing this with "boobs." She would use gestures and pretend to act it out, too. She was a riot.